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Chanukah on Fire 2024
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In a world of shallowness, Chanukah gives us depth. Join as we explore the Greeks, Beethoven, Lamborghinis and the dark history of Christmas. You will never look at Chanukah the same. Hillel Eisenberg
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okay first of all I'd like to thank
everybody
lighter for that very nice words of
introduction it's one thing to come and
speak somewhere once it's a whole
another thing to come and speak
somewhere twice and it's a whole third
thing to speak somewhere two years in a
row it's a whole another thing so it's a
great honor and a privilege and a
pleasure and I wish want to wish you a
very
warm and and to you
all and I I'd like to share with with
you all the perspective which I think is
a little fresh and I think it's a little
unique and I think it can potentially
maybe radically change the way you think
of the Jewish people and you think of
mitzvos and you think of Judaism and
maybe the way you think of yourself and
I'm going to try to remain as
politically correct as possible with no
guarantees so buckle up I want to begin
with a story
when I was a kid I lived in Rochester
New
York and I used to play basketball in
the local JCC a JCC is a Jewish
Community Center it's mostly a community
center it's also like a drop Jewish and
I would play basketball there on Sundays
so one day I'm playing basketball there
minding my own business and a group of
around five or six non-jewish
19-year-old big muscular guys go on the
other side of the court and start
playing ball no big deal very welcoming
place I'm not bothering them they're not
bothering me I'm on my side of the Court
they're on their side of the Court
great after around five minutes I hear
from the corner of my ear one of them
call that yo D boy get out of
here so I just figured I must have
misheard even though it was pretty loud
so I ignored
him but then I heard a little bit louder
3 minutes later again true boy get out
of here so I think to myself like I am
as welcome here as you are I might even
be more welcome here than you are being
The JCC so I
stayed five minutes after that I don't
just hear from the corner of my ear but
I see right in front of my face this guy
is saying you boy you better get out of
here before I make you get out of here
so I did a quick you know mental
calculation that my 4 foot7 body and his
64 body wasn't exactly a good match
according to the laws of physics so I
left
but I remember think to myself as I'm
leaving what did he see in me that
bothered him because I'm wearing the
yamaka I wasn't bothering you what did
he see in me that bothered
him what did he see in me that I didn't
even see
myself and then I began thinking a lot
about all the people that hated
us parro is trying to annihilate the
entire Jewish people what is wrong with
you there are plagues raining down on
your country you need slaves you're the
mightiest Empire arguably ever just go
get slaves somewhere else let us free
what's wrong with you what did parro see
in us that bothered
him a mik wants to attack us and
annihilate us and kill us we don't even
have a land you could steal we're a
bunch of EX prisoners in a desert what
is wrong with you because we eat filter
fish that's what bothers you because we
make good cardiologists
what did they see in us that bothered
them what did antias and H see in us
that drove them mad that they we don't
even see ourselves what did the Greeks
and the Romans and the Crusaders and the
inquisitions and the babit and the Nazis
see in us that bother
them random girl Jewish girls in the
University of Nevada who happen to have
a mugy do a necklace get punched in the
face for no reason whatsoever what is
wrong with
you anti- anti-Semitism is the single
most unique form of hatred on Earth it
is unique in four ways anti-
anti-Semitism is unique in its
universality it's Unique in its
longevity it's Unique in its intensity
and it's Unique in its
irrationality it's Unique in its
longevity when was the first time the
Jewish people were hated like 10 seconds
into our
nationhood when was the latest time that
Jewish people hated like right the
second probably someone in Israel
getting stabbed in the
foot it's Unique in its
universality recently I went to Japan
why is mine k a bestseller in Japan
there are no Jews in
Japan from Sydney to Vancouver to
Argentina everyone hates the
Jews it's Unique in its
irrationality you give me a reason for
anti-Semitism I'll find you a 400-year
period of time where that reason doesn't
apply and yet there was still
anti-Semitism we started Marxism
Communism works capitalism socialism
we're too rich we're too poor we
associate ourselves with Society too
much we don't associate enough we're
involved in politics too much we're not
inv involved enough we assimilate we
don't
assimilate nothing makes
sense anti-Semitism is unique in its
irrationality you're cramming Jewish
babies into
ovens 1943 a German yok get a call from
a a island off of Japan that we have a
Jewish person you want him and they
travel a thousand miles to go pick up
the person and shoot them in the head A
Thousand Miles what is wrong with you
what is the Jewish people's unique
capability unparalleled in history to
annoy anybody they come in contact
with I believe the answer is embedded in
Kana there's a very obvious question
that you can ask about Kaneka and that
is what is unique about Han so there was
a bad guy and he was attacking the
Jewish people and we did shuva and there
was a miracle we
won isn't that like the entire Jewish
history you just open up a tanak open up
an Old Testament and flip to any page
and it's bad guy attacking Jews do tra
Miracle next page bad guy attacking Jews
we do trua Miracle next page bad guy
that's the entire if you want to
encapsulate all of Jewish history that
is it we don't celebrate for example the
following list of small list that could
go on and on what about the bws ofuro
falling
down victory over the Canan we don't
celebrate that no mention of that what
about having ative for the victory over
the evil cisterra with 900 chariots we
beat with dvor we don't celebrate that
right we don't have holiday for that
what about giddon beating the midani
Army who had
135,000 soldiers and we beat him with
300 soldiers no mention most people
don't know about that what about
celebrating shimon's victory over the
ptin what about that what about
celebrating s who exiled 10 entire was
on his way to Y to flatten it Jewish
history would have been over with and
the last minutes we do truva and a
miracle happens and we're here let
celebrate that what about go saving the
entire Claus Ro by beating
goas what about that what about the
entire land of Israel almost being
transferred to the Africans before
Alexander the Great came and intervened
and we it was a miracle we we got it
back what we don't we don't even know of
these things what is
uniquea I believe the answer to this
question unlocks sort of The Secret of
kanaka and unlocks a little bit The
Secret of the Jewish
people here's a story so I used to do
kirv I used to do Jewish Outreach in a
state sponsored school where the
acceptance policy was if you had a head
you can come into the school so kir was
a dream Jewish Outreach was a dream in
such a place why because the kids lives
are largely dysfunctional and come from
a lot of dysfunctional homes and there a
lot of them are on drugs and there's
alcohol and a lot of dysfunctional
relationships so I would hold up a sign
we're having sushi and chent and we're
learning the ancient Jewish wisdom and
you have 150 people show
up then I
transferred to Princeton University and
I began doing C doing re Outreach in
Princeton University now Princeton is
unique Princeton is one of the best
universities in the
world with the top 1% of the top 1%
there and they're all rich and a lot of
them are brilliant they're all driven
they're all mostly from functional homes
this guy's father's the CEO of Delta his
mother has a law firm they are very
uninterested in Judaism I'm sitting
there trying to get the attention of a
guy who has Fortune 500 companies
calling him and offering him executive
positions at their company and I'm
sitting there with my toy chauffeur
trying to get his attention Okay let me
give you an example I offered them a
free trip to Italy free pay for airfare
Transportation luxurious accommodations
guess how many people showed up signed
up all you got to do learn a certain
amount of hours of Jewish studies zero
uh Italy winter break I've been there 10
times I want to Bora Bora Italy what I
have an intership at the White House why
Italy what I'm I'm shadowing some member
of the British Parliament who are you
what are you talking about okay that's
what that's what I had to deal with so I
knew I had to come up with some form of
class to pop these people's
bubble I had to say something which
would sort of make them rethink their
priorities and I'd like to share with
you just a small taste of what I told
them so I walk into the class after some
slightly provocative advertising for my
class and there's a large PE number of
students who showed up and I asked the
following question I said being that
suicide is up 37% since the year 2000 I
figured it would behoove us to explore
perhaps the reasons why I said I asked
him a question simple question which age
do you think of people commit suicide
the most right away they said oh this
for sure it's obviously teenagers people
in their young 20s you know people who
like have dysfunctional relationships
and struggling under Financial stress
and I said totally wrong according to
the CDC it's 55 to 65 year olds now is
that so strange so counterintuitive like
shouldn't the people with like life
basically figured out at that point
hopefully have the lowest levels of
suicide then I turned to them and I said
okay which ethnicity would you say what
Tye what group what type have the lowest
rates of suicide they're like for sure
it's immigrants janitors people of color
people who are poor H I said totally
wrong I said compared to
497 Hispanic suicides that took place
last year and
1,379 Asian suicides and 3,692
African-American suicides upper class
wealthy white people have a staggering
36,6 181 suicides wealthy white
Americans commit suicide close to 800%
more than any other ethnic group isn't
that so counterintuitive I said so
strange shouldn't the people with the
easiest time in this country who speak
the language who have the most money
have the lowest rates of suicide strange
then I asked another question I said
okay which states in America would you
say would you think have the lowest have
the highest rates of su they're like
okay this for sure we got it it's for
sure New Jersey New York and California
right like busy stressful states with
big busy businesses and Wall Street and
Hollywood Boulevard and Rodeo Drive and
the New York Jets right every like
obviously that's I'm like totally wrong
I think Scandinavia right
no way the states in America with the
lowest rates of suicide Wyoming with
32.3 suicides for every 100,000 people
then came Montana Alaska New Mexico
South Dakota and Colorado what so
counterintuitive so bizarre shouldn't
the states with the most stress run of
the states with the least suicide you
ready for this California New York New
Jersey what make any sense the craziness
we deal with the Wall Street and and
Broadway and and what I disagree then I
think California new get only legal
aliens and people are fear for their Liv
100%
100% then I ask
them the final
question which month of the year would
you say people commit suicide the most
so they're okay this we for sure where
we got this it's obviously December
people cooped up it's cold there's no
sunshine it's snowing it's raining it's
depressed people are trying to figure
out their semester they're work they're
hunkering down they're trying to stay
warm I said totally wrong look it up the
number one month of the year for suicide
is the month of
August wow so counterintuitive how do
you explain it August the month of the
most sunshine and the most off days and
the most cruise ships and the most
summer days it's really has the most
suicide so I turned to them and I said
the f
I said every one of you comes into the
world with a body and a soul the body
comes through the mother's stomach it
looks around and it's instantly thrilled
it sees that the nurses watching Netflix
great the the the OBG pulls up in a
brand new BMW love it sees outside of
the window there's a barbecue going on
love it there's a liquor store love it
the soul comes through the mother's
stomach looks around instantly confused
I left that place for this I left that
place for this it's like imagine you had
a meeting in the tops top floor of the
Empire State building with a bunch of
55-year-old Executives and you come into
the meeting and everyone's sitting on
the floor crisscross applesauce playing
with toy trucks eating squeezy yogurts
you'd be like doesn't have anyone have
anything better to do with their time
right that's what you think the soul is
the same way it looks around it's
confused and it begins to develop a
little teeny tiny ache in this in the
soul little teeny tiny but it grows and
it's thirsty and it wants something real
but that little ache gets buried by the
distractions of life it gets sort of
kicked down the road the soul needs a
degree of calmness of mental Tranquility
to come to the
Forefront people who are stressed people
who are busy with their lives people who
are just trying to make ends meet people
who don't speak the language people who
are just trying to navigate a crazy
country do not have time for soul
searching there's no room in the
schedule but suddenly someone gets a
little older there's a little bit more
money and there's a little bit more
Financial Freedom and it's August and
there's a little bit more off days and
you live in a place in a state where
it's a little bit more laid back like
Alaska suddenly there's room for the
soul to break free from the jail that
it's been placed in and ask the
million-dollar question of why did I
wake up in the morning why had I not
been fed in 30 years and for a lot of
people that question is too difficult to
handle so I turned to them and I
said all of you guys these guys in
Prince that I'm talking to are chasing
money and power and
Prestige but are you
prepared to feed your
soul there are two chemicals in the
brain I tell them that are associated
with happiness one is called dopamine
one is called
serotonin dopamine is shortterm
serotonin is longterm dopamine comes
from things like ice cream and drugs and
alcohol and name brand clothing
serotonin comes from things like
graduating college and opening a
nonprofit organization and having a
child and marrying off a child too much
dopamine leads to a mental illness
called psychosis too much serotonin
leads to Limitless infinite happiness I
said are you sure you're chasing
serotonin and not just
dopamine I
said how will your money and your power
and your prestige and your dopamine help
you if you are one of the 47 million
people every year who quit their jobs
how will your money and your power and
your prestige help you if you're one of
the 29% of adults diagnosed with
clinical depression every year how will
your money and your power and your
prestige help you if you're one of the
18% of adults who have severe anxiety
how will your money and your power and
your prestige help you if you're one of
the 51% of first marriages and 67% of
second marriages which end in divorce
how will your money and your power and
your prestige help you if you're one of
the 41% of men and 39% of women who will
get cancer how will your money and your
power and your prestige help you if you
are one of the seven 71% of Americans
who are unsatisfied with the amount of
money they have no matter how much money
they actually have how will your M your
money and your power and your prestige
help your soul which is desperately
pleading to be
fed so I look at all these students and
I
say use this time well make sure in life
you're chasing
serotonin and not just opening and I
walk out of the room
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we live
lives where our souls desperately are
looking to stop the
ache much like before Google came along
the internet was a mess it was a
Jurassic Park it was a jungle came along
Google and created an algorithm enabling
people to search for something online in
a simplistic fashion and before Amazon
came along researching buying something
online it was a Jurassic Park it was a
disaster came along Amazon and created
an algorithm well before the Torah came
along the world was sort of a mess and
not even sort of a mess people were
desperately looking for a way to stop
the ache in their soul people started
inventing all sorts of funny Silly Ways
to try to stop the ache like bowing down
to salamanders or stars or trees or
grass or cow manure or sacrificing your
only child to the gods of the Sun in
short the world was a mess and came
along the Torah and created not just in
algorithm created the algorithm you want
to know the way to live life this is it
you want to know the way to stop the
ache and live genuine happiness this is
it there is according to ancient Judaism
only one way to attain genuine happiness
and that is with a soul that is wellfed
there is no other way no person place or
thing can give you happiness other than
a soul I'm talking about genuine
happiness every single one of the 613
Mitzvah is for our benefit even in this
world which is a radical concept when
you think about it every single one of
the 613 mitzah is our benefit even in
this world when other religions talk
about Kingdom Come and 71 virgins which
is now 72 verses with
inflation we have not one explicit
reference in the Torah of the next World
zero
times because it's also about this world
because the Torah is here to give us
lives and homes with the most light and
the absolute best marriages and the best
kids and the sweetest children that's
why the Torah is here Hashem does not
need our service to him we're a bunch of
ants he created the world in the Torah
for one reason and one reason only to
bestow goodness upon us he does not need
our service to him he is perfect he gave
this set of rules I don't like to call
them rules opportunity 613 opportunities
to live a functioning good life with
homes that are bursting with serotonin
and genuine happiness
like the
says the entire purpose of the Mitzvah
of the Torah are for our
benefit following the Torah leads to
homes with the single most light on
Earth you know many juvenile arrests
there are in America every single year
700,000 you know how many of there are
are in tah observant
homes virtually zero you know many drug
overdose deaths there are in America
every single year
120,000 you know when there are in
Jewish homes a millionth of that
number there are tens and tens and tens
of thousands of gun related deaths in
homes in America every single year you
know how many there are in TOT observan
Jew Jewish homes
zero the FBI has a list the city with
the most violent crimes with a city with
at least 100,000 people the city with
the most violent crimes per capita is
Mobile Alabama believe it or not do you
know the city with the fewest crimes the
city with at least 100,000 people with
the fewest violent crimes lakew New
Jersey on the roock oh is that a
coincidence the highest concentration of
tot observant Jews in North America also
has the lowest crime violent crime rate
of course it's not a coincidence listen
to this quote from the New York
Times the New York Times did a research
study where they tried to find the
happiest people in America and if they
thought it'd be kind of cool if we could
study people's happiness and then make
an article about it and then people
would you know read the New York Times
the following is a direct quote from the
New York Times March 6
2011 week can review SE c one page three
for all the fact Checkers in the room
the New York Times resarch staff called
thousands of randomly selected adults
each day and ask them about their
emotional status their work satisfaction
their eating habits their illnesses
their stress levels and other indicators
of their quality of life it's part of an
effort to measure the components of the
quote unquote good life the responses
are plugged into a formula called the
gallop healthways well-being index and
the results show quote the single
happiest people in America are observant
Jews this shocked the whole world you
know who didn't shock us yeah of course
yeah we have the Torah yeah we have the
blueprint of life yeah we have souls
that are wellfed and nourished yeah of
course so when the Egyptians and the
Babylonians and the Greeks and the
Romans and the inquisitions and the kacs
and the Crusaders and the B and the
Nazis and that random guy NADA was
spraying swap because I'm dorms when
they see a Jewish person they don't just
see a citizen of the world like every
other citizen in the world who's
endlessly desperately trying to find a
way to stop the ache in their
soul they see someone who's figured it
out they see someone with a soul on fire
with a soul well nourished and wellfed
they see someone living life the way
life is meant to be lived there is no
greater dagger into the soul of person
than seeing the sight of the soul of a
Jew the crown jewel of
humanity listen to Adolf Hitler's own
words quote Robert wus Hitler apocalypse
page
122 Providence has ordained that I Adolf
Hitler shall be the Liberator of
humanity I am freeing man from the
restraints of an intelligence that has
taken charge from the dirty and
degrading self mortifications of a false
known as a conscious and morality and
their demand of freedom and personal
Independence which only few can bear The
Ten Commandments have lost their
Vitality conscious is a Jewish invention
it is a blemish like
circumcision our enemies have hated us
for one reason and one reason only
because we have souls wellfed and well
nourished because we have homes bursting
with light because we are living lives
the way life was meant to be lived
and therefore we are
indestructible because our happiness is
not determined by any person place or
thing we don't need any other
externalities for our happiness it's
innate it's inborn we can generate it
ourselves now listen to this quote I
don't know if I read it last year but I
read it every day this is a quote from a
Polish reporter who wrote this living in
Warsaw during the Warsaw Ghetto non Guy
this is the following
quote I found a crack in the war s
ghetto wall the other day and I stole a
glance I'd expect to see humans in their
lowest State riddled with hate and
violence and abuse I was expecting to
look out at the poles outside the Ghetto
Walls and see lights while inside I'd
see
Darkness what I saw shook me to the core
I stole a glance and I saw light I saw
love I saw virtually zero domestic abuse
I saw virtually zero domestic violence I
saw children loving their parents I saw
families holding on for dear life I saw
homes filled with Holiness and Purity I
saw the sanctity of their Sabbath and
the joy of their sukot I saw the purity
of their young Kipper and the sheer
happiness of their pin I saw people
maintain their respect for human life in
one of the most horrid places on the
face of the earth I walked away from the
crack in the G wall back to the supposed
brighter side of humanity back to the
streets of Warsaw now rid of its Jews
back to the homes with not even half as
much light as the Jews behind those
walls back to the domestic violence and
abuse back to the city where our utopian
Bliss has been promised to us by the
third
R I am not sure what genuine happiness
looks like but the Jews from even behind
the ghetto wall seems to be a whole lot
closer to it than we are you hear that
quot I am not sure what genuine
happiness looks like but the Jews from
even behind the Ghetto Walls seem to be
a whole lot closer to it than we
are we are
indestructible because our happiness is
in born it's in a it's in our soul and
that is why the kanica story is so
unique we've had many enemies attack
us the Egyptians didn't want us Egyptian
they wanted us
dead the Persians didn't want us to be
Persian they wanted us dead the amalin
did not want us to be amalaki they
wanted us
dead the Greeks had a whole different
plan when other Empires came to a city
they flattened the city and they killed
everybody in it the Greeks were shim
they were the bab before leab were leab
they were spreading Hellenism they were
spreading Greek them wherever they went
they came into a city you know what they
did to it they didn't destroy the city
they they they paved the roads for you
they installed Water Systems they didn't
kill the noblemen they married the
noblemen to their daughters they
instantly upgraded the math the science
the art the philosophy of your
city we were not prepared for that
that's something that spoke to
us the Greeks were on a mission to find
utopian Bliss and between me and you
they almost found it our entire Western
Society is built on the backs of the
Greeks Democrat Republic are Greek
Concepts the three arguably smartest and
most impactful Minds ever Sac Plato
Aristotle Greek men who basically
founded the concept of modern day
science but they were missing one
thing there was one thing they could not
conquer and that was the ache in their
soul
and while every other nationality got
subsumed by the Greeks there was one
that didn't why wouldn't you get
subsumed by the Greeks what's the pro
let them come in and instantly upgrade
everything about our
lives but the Jews on the other
hand had something that the Greeks
didn't they appeared to be genuinely
happier than everyone else and that
bothered the
Greeks so instead of just going through
the nice
route we're going to for greak on
you I want a museum on every corner I
want a gym on every
block the Bas Mish right next to the Bas
Manish I want the most attractive Greek
women to sit there with bared clothing
on all day so the buck the high school
students have to walk through them to
get to the Bas M that's what I
want any Jewish woman who gets married
by law has to spend a week with a Greek
man to taste what real men taste like we
were dropping like
FES the assimilation rate according to
historians I don't care which historian
use from Paul Johnson to barl Wine to
Josephus all the same the assimilation
rate in the Greek times was around 10
million people every 75 years so if you
do the
math the Greeks were began the times of
Athens and Sparta which was around 490
BC the Hanukah story took place 134 BC
so if every 10 years 7 every 75 years 10
million Jews are assimilating that's 47
million Jewish people without one drop
of Jewish blood being shed one not even
one 47 million Jews finished
F
85% of Jews at that time assimilated the
only time in history that's comparable
is America right now and Germany
1932 huh interesting big
right we were dropping like
flies because suddenly our homes look so
stale and oldfashioned and prehistoric
and dinosaur and archaic and their hes
seem so Lively and intelligent with
algebra and trigonometry and all these
things
[Music]
one family stands
up and gives essentially the same speech
I gave in Princeton and said my fellow
Jews you're chasing darkness in place of
light you're chasing your bodies instead
of your soul you're replacing homes
bursting with love and joy and Harmony
and serenity and peace with homes of
chaos and
dopamine and so we picked up a bunch of
forks and a bunch of nourished kohanim
fight and miracles happen and we take
down the Jew the the Greek
army we are celebrating on
Kaneka the uniqueness of the Jewish Soul
which at no point in history was as in
Peril as in the times of the
Greeks the entire holiday of chronica is
encapsulated by a candle signifying that
what's important are spiritual Pursuits
that take place in your
soul every couple of
years there's a major sporting event
which takes over the whole world
basically it's called the World Cup the
greatest largest sporting event in the
world and what always fascinates me are
the countries that seem to do really
well countries like the Netherlands or
senagal or Croatia or Morocco or Panama
or tiny countries you can't find on a
map and I think to myself America with
400 million people is losing to the
Netherlands with 17 million people why
countries with every medical technology
in the world every technological
advancement in the world are losing to
Sagal a third world country without
running water how do you explain such a
thing the answer is that America might
like
soccer these countries live soccer these
countries eat and breathe and think and
dream soccer and not only that their
parents dream and think and believe and
are obsessed with
soccer it flows through their
veins so they become unbelievably good
at
it the Jewish people are obsessed with
life we do not settle for mediocrity if
I'm getting married I want the best
marriage if I'm having kids I want the
best kids if I'm having a home I want
the best
home and we have the Torah which shows
us the way
a major theme of Kaneka is doors very
interestingly the r nmad page n says you
want to know the decree that broke the
camels back there were lots of decrees
that the that the Greeks came up with
bizarre decrees but there was one that
broke the camel's back and that was a
decree that you cannot have a front door
it's just got to come off unscrew it
it's a little
bizarre that I mean they were decree we
were getting raped we were getting
slaughtered you had a pris you were
killed and they hunted down the mother
and they killed the mother and they
hunger and time swear and they wacked
the baby around the neck of the mother I
mean
like another time you find this bizarre
M the famous poem right yesu we go
through each and every Exile each and
every enemy we faced and we
encapsulate our enemy in one line and we
do a pretty good job for three out of
four we
say referring to
the Egyptians they bed my life it was
horrible yeah pretty good
culation reference the Babylonians you
know what they did to us they exiled us
we were almost
gone you know what did he wanted to
slice off our necks pretty good cation
and then comes Greek and what do we
say what they do gathered found me you
know what they
did they poked a bunch of holes in our
walls um they also like killed a lot of
people and threw people off of cliffs
and trucked people off of mountains and
skinn people alive and raped a lot of
people they pumped walls in our they
pumped walls in our walls that's the
encapsulation the answer is
yes because the whole y the whole Kan is
a celebration of I have a door I have
walls I don't need your latest trend of
dopamine for happiness it's in my house
it's in my soul I have the time truly
tested version I don't need your latest
version of dopamine outside I have a
door I know how to use it oh light we
light he's a door in the human
form let me tell you a story so recently
I was in Japan really cool
place very advanced
Tokyo I was in Tokyo
Japan and it's the largest city in the
world with 41 million people in it so
obviously they have a very very Advanced
train system in Japan and I was going
from the city of Tokyo to the city of
Koto Japan 6 and a half hour drive but
they have this train called the bullet
train which is one of the fastest trains
in the world it goes close to 400 miles
an hour compare that to antra which goes
2 miles an hour so we're on this train
risen by the Japanese
Countryside and around 15 minutes before
we get to where we need to go the
station in toyoto there's an old
Japanese man who turns to me and he
says um in a broken
English if I were you I would you know
get your stuff together now because it
doesn't stay at the station very
long so I I I said Thank you and then I
said I I assumed it'd be like you know
in America the the train comes and stops
at the station for 20 minutes and people
get a slice of pizza and they got a
slurpy whatever so you everything's
faster so it' be like seven
minutes it pulls into the station I see
I made a big mistake there are people
who are lining up and they're ready to
jump off the train and they got their
little tote bags and in the meantime we
have 19 goldade Glock bag we got bomba
everywhere we have two we have two
strollers I'm like we are not making
this we got to make this we got to run
so I'm gathering my stuff we got to get
off this train finally get am you miss a
stop so the next stop is only 20 minutes
away and it's only 2 miles down the road
this is Japan a train going 400 m an
hour the next stop is in another
country so I run I gather my stuff we're
looking I can't find my son's shoe
anywhere one of his shoes I can't find
it so I'm like forget the shoe we jump
off the
train we get off the
train and I don't have a shoe for my son
and I need a shoe for my son we're going
hiking there's snakes there I need a
shoe
so that we have to find a shoe store now
this is not Lakewood New Jersey with a
kids shoe store every 15 feet this is
Japan they don't have kids and they
don't wear shoes so where am I finding a
kid Sho store so I'm looking I'm looking
they used to be with there we ask this
guy go here go there after three hours I
find the shoe store and after paying
10,000 Yen I buy myself my kid a shoe
and I'm walking out of the store and I'm
thinking
myself if I would have listen to that
old jaes man and would have just
spent 3 minutes getting myself together
I could have saved myself a whole lot of
time and I could have saved myself a
whole lot of
money life is a
fastpac bullet
train it could whiz by us and we wake up
and we're 55 65 75 and our soul says
hello I haven't been fed in 60 years if
we take four minutes during Kaneka when
we pull into the
station it could save us such tremendous
heartache down the road I have a lot
more to say but I see the kids are here
so I'm going to select certain
things I'm not breaking news when I tell
you that we live in a dopamine external
World there was an article recently in a
major newspaper which said the following
a major crash occurred between a
Lamborghini and a Rolls-Royce and this
article goes on and on and on about how
tragic it was that two Vint vintage cars
like this would crash into each other
and it talks about how what a shame it
is that they would have to spend so much
time in the shop and how rare and
unusual it is that two cars of this
caliber would be on the road at the same
time and how the collective value of
these cars was an astronomical $2.3
million and baring at the B bottom of
the article is by the way two people
died completely irrelevant completely
secondary that is the word we live in
okay I'm gonna say a bunch of stuff if
you get offended I think you're at the
wrong party but
whatever
arguably the single greatest example of
the
shallowness of the dopamine chasing
of the
darkness of the world we live in is the
day that we're standing on right now and
I do not mean
Hanukah
xmus okay you ask
10,000 people non-jewish people what
they are selling celebrating on xmus
they will either not know or they will
tell you it is yashka I'm going to refer
to him as yashka his birthday okay
now how many people consider December
25th to be yoska birthday my birthday a
grand total of zero
people let me just get my papers in
order here to get you the accurate
Source right
here not one date in the New Testament
says that his birthday is December 25th
the earliest document is from 2 243c
from Northern Africa document called AP
postic computus put his birthday as
March 28th the bishop Clemens of
Alexandria put his date in 215 as
October as November 18th a different
person by the name of Fitz Meer put his
date as September 3rd BC not one person
claims that his birthday is December
25th so how did his birthday become
December
25th okay so let's go back in time there
was a Roman Holiday called saturnalia
which was celebrated every year from
December 17th to December 25th what was
this holiday of saturnalia well it was a
celebration of Saturn now how did they
celebrate Saturn oh well it was
essentially a drunken party where you
run through the streets and do what your
heart desires but don't believe me here
is a quote from the Greek historian
Lucian who writes the holiday said was
the celebration of the human body and
it's pleasures and it culminated on
December 25th where there were Mass
drunken parties in which human shaped
biscuits were eaten to signify the
worship of the human body and slaves of
the state were forced to give presents
to the citizens of the city Additionally
the day culminated with a large feast in
which each town would vote on that
Year's Public Enemy Number One and that
person would be hunted down and tortured
and killed to the Glee of the onlookers
okay now Christians
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convinced Rome to adopt
Christianity and the Romans are like
well what about Saturn
they like no problem just celebrate it
on December 25th as the birth of yashka
made no sense right who cares now came
along a pagan group called the AA group
who lived in modern Germany and the
Christians said you want to join
Christianity or we'll kill you but you
have to but we'll kill you but you want
to but we'll kill you and they said sure
but we worship trees how is that fitting
no problem December 25th we already
hijacked saturnalia a day where we
worship the body and eat human bait
shaped biscuits stick a tree in your
house oh gabal
gabal
then there was a pagan group that
believed that an man an old man who
lived in turkey and died in Italy named
Nicholas was this scary old man who flew
across the sky and beat up kids and made
them whip them into shape okay so the
Christians came and said you want to
join Christian we'll kill you if you no
but please do but please do and they
said well we have this guy that we
worship His name is Santa Claus and he's
old well what's going to be with him oh
no problem no problem just stupid in
he'll be part of it okay so the old
scary frail guy was kind of unattractive
to a lot of people because who likes old
frail annoying guys who are whipping
kids into shape so a newspaper a
magazine called Harper's Weekly had a
cartoonist named Thomas Nast who made
him instead of an old nor guy from from
Turkey because that's a scary place he
now is coming from the North Pole and he
had reindeer okay it gets even crazier
cocacola
1931 has sales plummeting why because
cocaine used to be involved in Coke and
it was removed it was banned so they
replaced it with caffeine nobody likes
caffeine as much as they do cocaine so
sales are plummeting so what do they do
oh so they hire a guy a Swedish
commercial artist named Hayden sunbloom
who uses his friend Lou Prince as a
model and a new marketing campaign comes
to F what is it Santa Claus who was
originally an old scar man from Turkey
who became an old man from the North
Pole now is a large Jolly land where red
drinking
Coke okay there we have it the holiest
day of the non-jewish year which by the
way is a celebration of the Jewish
people being irrelevant right because
yes's let's say the obvious out loud
here yash's birth is the death of us we
became irrelevant when yoska was born
according to them right there are
millions of people in fact 2.83 billion
people right now celebrating the Jewish
people being irrelevant that's what XM
is a celebration or and don't do not
trust anybody who tells you otherwise
it's a h pod of nothingness of
shallowness and of course Coca-Cola
somehow figures out a way to make money
out of it that is the world we're living
in we light a candle because we have
depth we have homes filled filled with
light we have homes filled with
meaning we have homes filled with the
purest holiest sweetest children on
Earth I want to end with one more
thing the single greatest composer of
all time was a man named lwig Von
bethoven according to every metric the
best he has the most famous compositions
his music is played in the most famous
venues now here's what's most
interesting about
Beethoven Beethoven was deaf he could
not hear Beethoven was living in Vienna
in his late teens early 20s he lost his
ability to hear completely and he was
crushed so he moved to a Shack in the
Austrian mountains and he was immensely
suicidal what good is a musician is a is
a composer that can't
hear years go by and he drags himself to
his
piano and he starts playing and he makes
a composition and he makes another
composition and then he makes another
composition and from those compositions
not only came his most famous works came
the single most famous pieces of music
ever the standard music taught in music
schools are from those compositions how
could it possibly be How could a person
who's deaf make such brilliant music the
answer is that before before he was
death his ears were making his music and
his ears were contaminated by the
mediocrity by the peanut gallery by the
way other people did it that he went
deaf and suddenly he's making music with
his soul he's making music with his mind
uncontaminated music and from that music
came the single greatest music on Earth
the Jewish people are the greatest
composers of Spiritual music on Earth
you know
why because we're deaf because we can
close the door and Light One Candle I
don't need tons of stuff I don't need
externalities I don't need dopamine we
sing a thousand years ago we sing 500
years ago we sing five years ago we sing
today we'll sing tomorrow we'll sing in
the mik we'll sing in gas Chambers we'll
sing in ghettos we'll sing in the face
of the drummers we'll sing anywhere you
want to know our secret because we're
death because we can close the door
because we have walls that say I am
uninterested in the dopamine I don't
need your latest trends of dopamine for
my happiness my happiness is in eight my
happiness is in my soul and that bothers
lots of people but we don't care we keep
on keeping on every single person in
this room is a grandchild of someone who
had to look into the
faces of Egyptians or Babylonians or
philosophers or enlighteners or
celebrities or politicians who are six
fo seven such goodlooking people man I
wish I could be like them and you know
what they said they said I will not give
up my soul for you I will not trade my
soul for a bowl of lentle soup like ASV
did they looked into the faces of
enemies that wanted desperately for our
soul to
dissipate and they said I will not give
in I will not give up may our
grandchildren be grandchildren of people
who were able to look into the face of
americanism and say I will not give in
because the single greatest threat to
the Jewish people is not
terrorists it's not people spraying
swastikas it's a similation it's people
who do not appreciate the beauty of the
Jewish Home of the fact that the Jewish
Home is the single greatest entity on
Earth if we can have grandchildren of
people who look into the faces of
billboards of YouTubers and said I will
not sell my soul to
you we will join the ranks of Jews
throughout history who are called
Generals in the army of God and we will
live lives with the happiest most light
filled homes on Earth and no one will
ever convince us otherwise I thank you
very much for listening