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Cholentface: Lag BaOmer Hot Dogs
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Discover the history and some of the weirder traditions of Lag BaOmer in this set by Cholentface.
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so now with all this quarantine I'm
probably beginning to understand whether
summer I offer twelve years in a cave
walked out and the first person he saw
he turned him into a pile of bones okay
for those of you who don't know
Robbie Shimon bar Yohai was he when the
Romans were chasing her but Shimon bar
Yochai he did he went inside a cave it
was like a man cave and the greatest man
cave of all time
he had a stream of running water he had
a buck surgery he had a sand pit now
this box or tree for those again it's
how he might not know this but buxar
trees is like kind of if you've ever
tasted a boxer they're like bananas
except without any flavor on with four
giant pits and consistency like pavement
anyway he hid for for many years 12
years and he finally he exited the cave
after learning much deep mysticism and
eating tons of boxers and the first
person he saw he saw a neighbor mowing
his lawn you can imagine how he felt you
know all that fresh grass that delicious
dandelions edible he was the first to
use laser eye treatment and I think we
have a lot in common you know us in our
social isolation and rubbish to America
because he had he had water to wash his
hands and we have Purell toilet paper
we've all stocked up he had a he had a
boxer tree with that was the only thing
he could eat for 12 years we have cereal
breakfast lunch and supper my kids are
eating cereal and milk frosted flakes
with sugar
he had he had his clothes disintegrated
and he had to hide into sand and cover
his body we've been wearing pajamas for
eight weeks the only differences are
that he was stuck with his son his adult
son well I'm stuck with five of my kids
who were running around screaming on
zoom' all day when the teachers colluded
to coordinate that every 10 minutes
while her in the middle of working some
kid will come over and yell I'm hungry
potty give me some cereal another thing
that another thing that some else
waiting room here another thing that the
Lag Ba'Omer celebrates is the end of a
large drug a cubist when there was
actually a pandemic ironic me my boy
Murr celebrates end of a pandemic where
there was we keep a lot of mourning
practices because many many people died
so through the through the time up
following bulb era there's a lot of
mourning rituals that we do like every
single what's that group tonight is this
night at home where you know some of us
we listen specifically to terrible
terrible a cappella music now this year
thank God we ran into bands weren't able
to get together and make any new
imitation popular songs now and also we
allow ourselves to shave not alone the
Bobbitt red shade they grow their beards
out they look like cavemen
which might be the purpose now that I
think about it
and they shave it's like like bombers
suddenly arrives in though you know the
entire link with your waiting over there
with the shaver they're holding it up
waiting for six months
you're a beard you know they've got
their face lathered and everything and
then BOOM yes like boomer is here now no
one's going to ask me again / to endure
because I'm sure they get confused as
Obama turds right they probably shave
enough beer here to light up an entire
bonfire which by the way that bonfires
commemorates that person that was turned
into a bought pile of bones and I always
wonder like in Lakewood that one love
mama tree you know who keeps his beard
after a lot of Omir do you think that
non-jews look at him and like same MO
anyway so no not now all right
Latimer is full of random random
traditions like for example you know
these traditions that would have no
history related to them like for example
like on my boomer everyone knows you
take bows and arrows you should accept
and no one ever takes bows and arrows
goes to any field all right
bows and arrows are dangerous we don't
like your small did to your cut we don't
want to be like your small that's one of
the weird things about another weird
thing is you know how you know every
single young tip has like its own food
like cleric has hamantaschen because we
want to eat on these ears which is kind
of weird and Hanukkah has latkes because
we need to have enough oil in our bodies
last eight days so a lot of believers
food is hot dogs there's no explanation
why but everyone you talk on the library
I don't know like I always wonder what
the meeting went all right it's like
home where we're making this little
today what kind of food are we gonna
make hey I got an idea let's go with
marrow bones that would be highly
appropriate after where the sugar I did
and this I'm sure there's other wise guy
was like let's have hot dogs you know
they're hot
and I like all odds and just we kind of
roll with it and one with it and to this
day we all eat hot dogs without knowing
why there's no reason no explanation why
we keep unties has a llevaba sure though
here's how we celebrate we celebrate
Lag Ba'Omer with parade because the
truth is that we like most Jews look at
look at holidays and they see food
different foods for different holidays
kebab mix we look at holidays and we see
different vehicles
you know like cookies it's a pickup
right I take the back of a pickup and
throw it on there put on top of the
roofs I'm like really pointing I don't
know bamboo stick inside a couple of
lovin and just don't drive too fast or
you're definitely killing the car behind
you
Hannukah Hannukah RV drive around
blasting music jelly doughnuts I once
saw on those Mitzvah tanks got into an
accident and with filled with jelly
doughnuts everything look like a crime
scene let me tell you
my volume error is what's the word
flatbed trucks they're you know yeah we
all take slopes when I was in yeshiva it
was like a month but no school you
basically skipped school to make floats
really what you're doing is putting
together our paper mache kay just
painting it brown and you're like all
right here's a float we're good to go
and the floats are easing the parade and
greet is always my favorite part a lot
like her you know like we all get around
people holding up these like leader
signs you know these uh say like you
know put on tefillin bring mashita and
it's always like the ribbons and signs
that he was very much into but some of
them are a little weird like imagine a
non-jew seeing this like this like
parade going by and kids Santa their
home stuff like bring holy books in your
home or observe family purity you know
that like what is family like all
remodels is this Harry Potter like what
you want me to take a bath like what's
going on here I always you know I always
thought they probably found it the
strangest thing anyway this year this
year it's a little exciting so I decided
to do like you know like went in
quarantine way or these last airline
where I just decided I'm thinking my
kids were spending 12 years in it in the
basement
okay and this year we're finally going
to live I'm I'm gonna allow them to
outside and see the air and my neighbor
is turning on his dad longer