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me
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live never
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a good
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we have some very special guests
here what's your
name from Dar Tor from Far first grade
you know I was in first grade in far in
Dar Tor you know that you knew that what
about second grade that's when they
kicked me out
already who's your RBI Rabbi rodkin RAB
rodkin yeah he wasn't my RBI maybe I'm
even older than him how old is he I know
is he very old white
beard Black Beard
beard
huh
orangish ah he's kind of young
young sards rkin what about you what's
your
name Mas from England what grade are you
in fast also fast
wow where gamara you know by
heart he also does two first graders
this year is getting it's going it's
getting higher and higher level as we go
along oh we have the art collection do
we have another art collection for this
guy from Minasha okay gal anybody else
that needs to be what's your name you
look kind of new from Queens New York
Queens New York what grade are you
in okay
Queens New
York um not that much going on
today I guess BBY listen to me step one
he's going to get on the news soon now
he told me when I spoke to him he said
this is nothing wait until I think in
two days or so they're going to bomb the
nuk they just needed to make a path
don't don't get excited don't don't
worry about it I call Bader it's just
it's to throw them off a little bit and
we're not supposed to say anything so
we're not going to really the
world I trust this message finds you
well I wanted to discuss an idea I've
been thinking about regarding your I'm
reading this because I actually
discussed this message uh not this
message this idea that I had uh a few
months ago and I discussed it with arel
I asked him to actually do a
um a mockup of this he's working on it
still takes a long time I asked first I
asked um seltzer so yeah okay fine but
the idea is like this I propose offering
a condensed version of the shear I
firmly believe that a shorter format
could attract a wider audience
particularly those with time constraints
I think it would be great if after you
finish recording this year I can take I
oh he's willing to do it I got all the
parts that are nonar and put out a
shorter version for those that are
pressed on time that was m one of the
things I thought maybe put in our new um
app or something not not just to give an
incentive to get the app
but basically take out all the emails
all the jokes all the muser even all the
stories all the interactions between
people in the share put it on one and a
half speed take out all the breaths of a
there's a program that does that and
then we compete with uh it'll be a it'll
be a 10 15 minute da plus there'll be
pictures the pictures will be there it
might be something we might lose a big
audience here I greatly appreciate the
opportunity to discuss this further and
explore how we can work together to
enhance the reach and impact of your
teachings looking forward to thoughts in
this proposal warm regards
Ben okay I'm in I want to try it out
taka 17
minutes yeah that's after he took it
yeah that was I did I did one without
any emails not anything with no no jokes
nothing just dry yeah I could read I
could read it quicker than that even I
was yeah if you wanted if that's what
you want I said whoever wants there
plenty of sh like that there's a guy
that does it already cond then
shealing 5
minutes so here's a question that we're
going to be discussing
today so somebody owes somebody let's
say uh you know
$1,000 we'll get to the sponsors in a
second okay we'll do sponsors first you
wait a second
yeah do we have to re-record everything
no okay let me know when I can go go
every we say hello
to have to do that earlier and then we
don't have to say problem for the safe
and Speedy return of all the H if you go
back in history you will see that every
single M shabas since we started there's
something going on in the
booth just the thing we don't we don't
care it's no it's normal it's 100%
normal for the save and speed return of
all the hostages
thank you family L New
Jersey golden dove alert and family in
honor my favorite his favorite
figure there's a favorite not
favored Miss Rael snow of Detroit
joining the great there talking about
the fa the famous uh the talking about
this how come marish Liv so long cuz he
didn't have
aiger snow Detroit join the great great
grandmother's Club may she earn her
entry many times over till 120 and for
for the art for and the whole St
continue to make enjoyable for so
many yeah okay so the question is a guy
owes you let's say 500
bucks you chase him you chase him you
can't you can't get
it and uh somebody just sent me
literally on this question somebody just
sent me uh I guess I'll show it tomorrow
a beautiful mushroom from the DU mag
about this so a guy owes you $500 and
you go after him and he keeps ignoring
he comes to a point where it's already
he's crossing the street he seesing sh
pretends he doesn't see you etc etc so
you have a great
idea you tell listen you have this
electric bike you want to sell him it's
a $3,000 piece you sell it to him for
500 bucks you guys all excited of course
he has the money in his pocket sh he
pulls out the 500 bucks he take his 500
bucks you get on the electric bag and
you drive away is that okay no a g says
no oh by the way a big ma G the other
day we were talking
aboutum he says what is that I explained
to him what it is he said he's in we
made a deal that if he finish
he's going to make a
big and he's going to get a helicopter
he's going to fly with the helicopter
and I'm going to pay for half drone
whatever it is as long as it comes in
that's
right right after the she right after
the she and we could learn inspiration
from this right after the she without
wasting any time he went downloaded an
app
for and he finished par that evening
and to show that he's serious about this
he made a seum and he actually brought
one cookie for me today thank you aan I
appreciate it brought the B and he
brought the bourbon oh listen we're
going places should continue he already
showed me he started doing no already
not a joke we could take inspiration I'm
telling you today the hardest pish I
think in my opinion was 100 close 140
something Pim 146 Pim and you have to do
it all within two days is more next week
is longer you have a whole
week was hard for the next week is 153
or something but first of all it's all
about animals it's you know this is hard
Bas is hard fight where are we oh so
that's what we're going to say anybody
say that it's motor to do something like
that with a
scooter motor you say m anybody else
M no one knows okay
turn we are holding on the
bottom two lines from the
bottom when the tah says that gets two
portions does it mean two times the
brother so if there's 10
Brothers instead of dividing it into 10
pieces you divide into 11 pieces and one
brother gets two pieces and everybody
else gets the
rest or
or perhaps it's two3 gets 2/3 regardless
of how many brothers there are there's
2/3 here's a mackup of this you have
five brothers total
either one brother gets two six and
every other brother gets a six in other
words he just gets two times
a regular brother
or the gets
2/3 and everybody else gets whatever it
is they split the third if there's 10
Brothers you have to split the third 10
ways and if there's four brothers you
split it four
ways which one is it so we kind of know
what it is today what is
it the first one Vu maybe can argue
if he divided with one brother divided
with five
brothers he only gets double one
brother oh you guys are going to like
today Shear I have a little surprise for
you do you like
elephants no not now not now no no not
now I'm not ready yet either what about
you you like you like animals yeah what
kind I know Lions can I bring a little
Lon here if I wrote a little line would
you
looking a little
one okay we'll see we'll see you'll tell
me afterwards if you like it if you
don't like it tell me okay I take I'll
listen to you you say you don't like it
if you don't like it I'll put it
away all right
so uh uh soon soon wait wait it's coming
but you have to listen well the whole sh
you like it huh I see he's getting
excited little elephant
little or maybe
no just like if he divides The
Inheritance with one brother there's
only two brothers in the whole thing one
brother gets two3 the other one gets
one3 perhaps even if this five brothers
total the gets
2/3 so now the brings us a bunch of
reasons why it's not like that we go
with the first
one the whole is exra and therefore we
learn from
this he gives over to portions even if
he has B of many sons
like you guys said I asked you which one
you said the first one that's how the
calls it the first one what the brother
get two portions not two thirds two
portions and this is always brings up
the the question why why do you need
another and after what he did ruen when
he took the the bed from from bah to to
to Le
he he got two
portions so you see over here he got two
portions gets how much two portions not
two3 two portions
but don't don't think
that he's not a he just got two
portions the king strong
everything and
the goes
so once again you see the is two
portions not
two3 was two portions one more than the
brothers if if you divide it all
the didn't get two3 of the he got
doubled in one of the doubled in Ru
doubled in shim
Etc you learn from that for all the
generations
I gave you one portion is a portion one
more than your brothers so once again
you see the idea that it's one portion
more it's not 2third the which I which
you took I took with my sword and my
boat as a side note the says
actually go to fight with actual
sword my my sword is not going to help
me my bow I'm not going to rely on my
bow fought
with what's the difference between
and any
what do you say What's the difference
between BHA do you know
no maybe the adults anybody from the
adults
feeling so the says beautiful says a
sword has razor sharp a sword if you
just touch a sword with your finger will
cut your finger on the spot an arrow is
not that sharp an arrow with the a
device you could shoot it a long
distance it'll hit somebody today we
have missiles you look at a missile it's
not sharp if you bang your hand on a
missile it's not going to hurt you but
if it comes from a
distance so he says
beautifully the that's what instituted
the the uh the the the different FAS
that we
have that's like a sword that works even
if you're not very good at it even if
you don't know much what you're saying
and you're you're in different worlds
you start traveling think about Iran and
this and that you're all over the place
it has powers why does it have power it
has power
because it's not
all it has powers
because it was instit by now if you were
to say your
own your own is nothing really you try
you say and you don't mean it and you
don't think about it so you get nothing
it's dull but but if you put a lot of
power into it you put a lot of kavana
into it a lot of thought and you you're
serious about it so the more you pull it
the more you use it as an arrow the more
you pull the further It Go the more
power it has so that's KES is referring
to your own bakha that depends on how
much you put into
it a lot of work it goes far A little
work it just drops right over here
but obviously it's much better if you
have kav but even if you don't have it
does
something now we have to understand why
the brought so many we started saying
out that's a very
strong that only gets two portions not
two3 that we had the other day says if a
person has five sons and he decides to
give all the yusha to one son it's not
so nice but it works if he has five
daughters no Sons he decides to give all
the to one daughter it
works so that's what it says over here
that's what we're learning from
the he can decide who to give the to so
it's not really saying how much that's
why need
another okay so now we have another
source maybe I'll
say here here's the two the word the
word they're very similar but not the
same so may I can't learn one from the
other it's the same
word and the other that we brought it's
the same word so maybe you could learn y
to the rest of
the the idea from y that he got only two
Parts not
two3 and we have to continue we need
another R why because who told you that
got two parts who
said I gave him another P another
portion on top of his brothers in
addition to what the brothers received
see see got
two maybe all you have received was one
tree he got the portion that all the
brothers got plus one
tree for you there's a
special the two portions that got which
are
and it's the same size that Ruben and
shim received not just a one tree a
whole portion
in yeah okay so they discuss it start
from the back Start From Here start from
there
what happened that decided to give two
parts Ruben is
the what do you
mean it says that Ruben did a big no no
he went took the bed out of Bill's tent
put it in L his tent for that he lost it
you're
right he lost it but why
did give it to maybe she give it to
why this
similar a
person brought up he adopted a
kid the adopted kid became very wealthy
he
let me take some of my airos and give it
to my stepfather this obviously is a big
big exaggeration we know that most of
the time when you adopt a kid when he
gets older he probably kicks you and
shoves you down a stairs a flight of
stairs the ones that I know at least
they have
zero guy owes it to me what do you mean
I did him a big favor I let him adopt me
I mean you see with your own kids you
don't have to go that far the that
people have is it usually doesn't happen
a guy makes a lot of money says oh you
know what let me think about my adopted
parents doesn't happen if you know of a
case let me know I know forer cases that
they did M terrible things to the
adopted
parents what if if not for the fact that
Ru sinned he wouldn't give y anything
else now what
happened I don't want let's go back to
the who's the aw in this
case it's a reverse we're talking about
a father and a son over here the father
is the Son and the son is the father
because is the he came to to and didn't
have any money his
son was the king the he he wealthy the
the second command and he said then once
Yakov received all this benefit from y
he said you know what I have this extra
piece let me give it to who let me think
who oh let me give it to son that that
that benefited me when I
was so
says what he wouldn't he wouldn't any
just because Ruben sined that's why this
all happened and if not he wouldn't give
any benefit
to in fact Ra was supposed to give birth
first to by the name of should have
been whatever not
Rim told
first should have
been so we have garas here that even
these first graders learned in
school I know the kid the guys from dark
learned that I know about you guys
everybody knows this gimar but we're
going to learn some
beautiful extras
here Le DAV before ra
first Leia beat ra to it she first but
special
explains what does it
mean Leia's eyes were full of
tears and whatever that caused their
eyes to
do describing how unattractive her eyes
were the T wouldn't do that the T
doesn't even say this animal is T M par
yeah
this we're ready yeah
see to bring Safar onto the from the
kosher animal noner doesn't say it says
the animals that are not tar that's how
it calls it so you think the tar is
going to go and say that Le's eyes are
terrible Leia had the L she had Yehuda
and Le she had all the
kings everything and she also
had all the the
everything so this is once again you see
this thing yobu he so wanted to marry
ra and hasem says you know no not today
it's going to be Leia oh what's going to
be with the sh I thought you know this
is
mym shows that at the end of the day
what happened everybody in this room
probably I'm assuming is either from
Yehuda or from Le there's no Y and B
right now in this room I don't
think so so from his that he thought
where there're somewhere I don't know
where that they're somewhere but not
here will you think is good might not be
good you think is bad is good we don't
know has but here from Le came
out her gifts were
long whereas the gifts that hasem
gave didn't last that
long no the is describing her eyes and
it's a beautiful thing that her eyes are
un beautiful
why it's a
praise she would stand at
the at a fork in the road how do you say
it
Crossroads and she would hear people
saying has two Sons Lan has two
daughters just like my parents they
married family I also have to marry
family and there's two and
two she would ask
people tell me about the I heard what's
the older one like they would tell
her a terrible
individual and what about the younger
one
he's a he learns all
day says
the it's it's a she sat there and she d
and d and cried and cried
to
listen saw that she's
hated that she's literally hated
you think
say hated his
wife that she noticed that her potential
is a bad guy and that's what she
hated and therefore gave her
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children listen to this every word every
word is gold over here what was the big
told I'm your father's
brother he's the
son of the sister of her
father you want to marry me
yes the problem is I can't marry
you he's a very very lying kind of guy
not a straight
person and you cannot beat
him what what what does he Li
about I have a sister that's older than
me and he's not going to leave he's not
going to allow me to get married before
my older
sister we had this the other day became
like almost like Al you're not supposed
to marry before your older sibling
I
am just like him when it comes to lying
I know how to lie just like
him and she
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said is a allowed to lie in allowed to
lie a person who's
straight you act straight
T but when you have a person who is
crooked when you're talking about
crookedness then you act crooked so
going back to scoter the scooter oh
right oh so you're wrong I'm wrong maybe
you're wrong right could be maybe I'm
not a rabbi neither am I and we're not
passing that's a you're not yeah be back
in like five minutes okay
so good
job ah you should have seen we'll put up
a thing from uh from Friday the
Hebrew when he comes bring him
in what happened said listen he's a liar
he's crooked I'm going to show him what
crooked is
so what kind
of
what huh anybody
remember not you not you not
you huh I'm G to say it again whoever
was here when I ask a question whoever's
here for the Hebrew please don't answer
yeah yeah
what her
he did then it could be certain Tyra
what
Tyra oh so what he taught her
is of according this is what they say
that have to do with
women so it comes out very very nice
says
let's just finish the line
here my my sister will be very ashamed
because I have signs that she doesn't
know so she told her sister the
signs all of a sudden it's the morning
and just then realized that he married
the wrong woman it's
Le seems like until then it wasn't
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what do you have here
sadic do I have to hold it yeah you have
to hold it it's
not his name is what's his
name on here do you like snakes yeah
oh how about you
you like snakes let me just put it down
there for a second next to we went to
the biblical Museum ah it poisonous no
just a little poisonous not a big
deal so this is I brought it here
because it has nothing to do with the
sug obviously but this
is this this is the way that e goes it's
crooked it's it's all also this has a
lot to do with the p yeah you learned
Bas this is this is the most ated animal
I guess no is this a hated animal you
like it I love it you love
it woman what's your name you're mantros
I'm Greenman you look like a mantros
Gman what your father comes to the shear
where's what's oh that's your uncle
what's what's your father's
name and the other one the
uncle Yuda so who comes to I forgot
yud all right he comes morning my dad so
how long do you you found him here in
Israel you just you got him someone gave
it to me but but where was he he's a
local yeah it's a b constrictor it is
does he bite a little bit Yeah if you
hold his head uhhuh let's
see thank you very
much you came to to Stans share when he
had the snake the day that they had the
snake remember that okay you're 50 years
old you too
thank
you all right so where are we so I just
want to say I have to tell you this it's
unbelievable he points out the Godless
of RA what happened was if Yu
told ra this is my sign you go like this
and then you
go okay
so it's not the same thing cuz then ra
goes to her sister says listen the signs
and we're going to lie we're going to do
this instead of me doing it you're going
to do the signs great no that's not what
happened
says that she took her sister and said
you know you're getting married you're
going to be making bread you have to
know how to do you take this if it's a
certain amount or that you know you have
to know about the you have to know
about comes the wedding and he he needs
to know the signs he says okay how do
you take Kal boom so she
thought her sister was teaching her Al
she know she didn't realize that her
sister gave her the signs but it even
gets
better typically speaking when you do
something like that you give your friend
the codes the next day you say Hey you
owe me big
time at some point in the next few years
you're going to slip up and say Hey you
gotta you know you got to pay up look
what I did for you ra never said a word
ra always let Leia believe that she was
the chosen one that
through decided okay I want to marry
Leia she had no idea for all the years
that ra gave the codes and it remained
like that so when you do a you do it
fully you don't let the other person
know hey by the way it was me that
dropped off the Thousand at your door
the other day no it's not no it's a
secret that's it un end the story it's
unbelievable thing that's that's what
theor means
it was so hidden with a beautiful
of I'm sure everybody knows the answer
to this
when when came to the Torah says it was
70 but the problem is it's
69 so what's the answer who knows the
answer to this
no I know you know let's give somebody
else a chance what do you
say very good where was
born but what does
mean who
said right but again he's answering
because he's here he's not listening
from minute to minute
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okay so shot number one is the 7s
because had a
twin because it says the
word so you telling me that there was a
twin with it says the same V over there
obviously
not and that can't be says he's just
trying to see if he's good if he's quick
if he's able to come up with the answer
himself I had a beautiful gem over here
and you're trying to to make me lose
it the
number once again I I saw a beautiful I
didn't say it over to the Israelis
because I saw it
today the
Mar What's mar it's a beautiful gem why
is it a beautiful gem because once again
we see I just mentioned it in something
else I forgot what it was but just a few
weeks
ago over here as was going to not before
and not after as they're going
in is born
who's mother the comes right then when
you're coming in it's is not just
another kid this
is my is
another thing is another I saw why
because the tah always says um you know
you
should it's not it's 49 or you should
give 40 malus it's not 40 it's
39 over here there's no such thing it's
not 70 oh it's 70 minus one you should
you should know that every is it can't
be oh it's there is no when it comes to
of Jews when we're counting people
sponsored by o sponsors got to do the
whole Al down three
minutes we started a little
late the family
memory
official thank you
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did I say the whole
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thing it says in the let's see
the what happened over here why when
birth then all of a sudden yob decided
we got to run why
why did he have to leave
then so this is
the that said the only one that could
beat as is y so the is gonna ask from
two different places that you see that
aik who's amalik as was beaten by other
people other than y in future
Generations it seems like this applies
forever
so this is a story but is coming in so
maybe we'll we'll go a little short on
it but at one point wanted to be part of
the to fight his own son and everybody
else they they refused they kicked him
out when he got back terrible thing he
saw amalik had come into the camp took
everything and everybody the women and
the
children so he
asked said you could go fight him so he
went and he found the slave that was
dying that the the theik they gave up on
they said you know what he's dying we
don't we're not GNA look at let me see
this a second I just saw something on
your thing look at
this that's his card
beautiful what's your name
again a dear fman Fartman from for with
a P with a t a b Fartman from
beautiful I should also have one of
those but I need something that doesn't
slip best maybe I'll tell has to print a
new one no I have 10 of them in my
drawer
okay we have to do something sweatsh
soon yeah yeah it's not my line that's
why it's so
good oh so we're holding with
decides he's going to revive this dying
slave and because he revived him the
slave told him where amalik is they were
surprised he got them he killed them for
one and a half days straight one and a
half days straight and he took back all
the schl all the money and everything
and he made a lot on it and he got all
the women and the children everybody
nobody was harming so says
the he's from yehud not from how did he
beat whoever you didn't
there also people from who's Mas the son
of Y that's why they were able to
beat is okay another
question and all these people they beat
I don't see that it's talking about it's
other
people
because I guess we could just do one
little Su here and then we'll do the
Hebrew so let's just
repeat Only Takes Two portions in what
is available right now not something
that has potential potential
profit doesn't take however so I'll show
you this picture for the 100 time I
think it showed this picture more than
the the the the
leopard
huh wow there's a lot of people in the
back uh Gary show the picture show them
show the camera the people in the back
they're running already to the
doors are you to show he's sleeping over
there okay whatever so uh oh they're all
standing waiting for shears that's why
we have to
go and then all to the left to the left
to the left Val
beautiful you know that that's coming
out
don't I'm gonna check
tomorrow you make a joke out a bit fine
you know blur your face blur your
face okay so
this is the one time in my life and
somebody sent me a thing that they're
they're actually we had David that wrote
It's the The
Authority he came we hired him he did a
beautiful thing from the he took the a
sheep out of his own car actually he
rented a car for this the Sheep was in
the trunk took the Sheep out showed us
he washed the neck he did the cut him
open showed us all the parts and this is
thees and this is the this and this is
the that everything that we're learning
it was unbelievable we should have
probably done it before we started
that's what we'll do next time
but because they're doing it tomorrow in
the that's what I'm saying he David
anybody wants to go should go they're
they're asking for like 20 shek it's to
go it's 20 shek you for 20 she you be a
partner in this that's what I'm showing
you that because I bought the Sheep so
it was mine so I was able to give mat
Kun for the first time in my life who
did I give it to to my rebi my Kusa
that's my Kramer he's married
and it's just as good as giving to a if
you're married to he has a freezer in
his house full of Mata Tong and
everything what's a mat so here we H
Yoshi did this special for us here's a
cow the the for leg the the jaw with all
the that's that's attached to it
includes the tongue I believe and the K
that we don't know why people want that
today maybe for kishka
Etc so why is that considered RI what
happened here when did the when did the
Cen receive this or the the guy the guy
um
Mar anything that comes automatic we're
gonna have a whole about it
tomorrow what's the what's
the he rented out his the cow or he gave
the cow to to somebody to to work with
it and they're going to split the
prophets or the cow is grazing on it so
somewhere all done gave
birth the gets two parts because this is
automatic it's a birth it's
automatic the brothers got together and
they built houses with the money I guess
from the estate and they they planted
Vineyards in that case you don't get and
let's just do these three lines
here what's the
case if the father got the meat then he
died
then of course the gets two
portions if the father did not receive
it this only
potential does not take
potential famous always says
in the father had a great friend who
every time he had a let's say had a
every time he had he would give it to
him was automatic every single time for
the last 25 years
and the the animal had when the father
was alive but the guy didn't remove the
and give it to him
yet this holds that if you
have that are about to be given it's as
if you gave them and since he always
give it to this individual the could
count on it as if they already received
it and the gets two portions of
it have a wonderful evening
morning at
710 I forgot to
remind tonight is the start of your diet
remember it's after this is when we're
all starting