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a good morning red voice
we have with us a lot a lot of guests
from Kutz Lawrence I'm not going to
mention all then by name but some of
them who haven't been here yet will
mention
and I also want to give a tremendous
tremendous
and uh maybe a almost a broken my volume
too
mvy in a way to the very very famous
person who got us through message
without him it would have been a whole
different world
Yoshi the artist is with us right here
if Yoshi come in
say hello
we love all your art look at this I'm
wearing the tie
that's right over there it's that's what
he based it on I wore it yesterday
wearing it today I have the two
microphones they have a have the fourth
one also here we got
all the all the little nuances the
little humor here even if you look over
there the of them I don't know if you
could the yavam is spitting on the Obama
she's she's wearing the shoe instead of
him she's wearing on the left foot
there's a lot of stuff that goes in here
that you might not have paid attention
here's Ben Beyond me towards major
Hashem will be here one of these days
the dentist and you see okay that
doesn't look like Avi we gotta say that
doesn't look like Avi Noam
but whatever we got the points there's a
lot of stuff going on here
all right thank you
welcome
thank you
we also have with us if you guys
remember to me a very big azra practice
today during the evening I looked down
to my right on the floor by the window
it was a Magilla that was made by what's
his name uh wine rib what's your first
name mati matiwan put it I don't know
dozens and dozens of hours into making
an mdy mcgillah with all the stuff that
we spoke about Gila and I'm looking at
here he is right over there next to fold
next to Victor
and
I was looking at it just today like I
wonder if I ever felt if I'll ever meet
this guy who is He Who and I come to the
Suka Mindy says you know the guy that
did the Miguel I couldn't believe it so
I just got her brothers for that
who else do we have here oh we have
simplifier stone who based this trip
there to destroyal because of mdy but
he's now how to tell his wife this thing
though if you see his wife
that we have with us with slim and Dax
the famous
singers Let Me dance
how long have you been with us
a year yeah
yeah oh wow
what is that a microphone
oh yeah come around come around
who's that obvious factor
I deal with that guy every day he said
something about schwecky I don't know
what like to be says it's really
important thing to you so that's what he
does that's a stick okay in addition in
addition to coming from 6 000 miles away
even this morning I mean when my in-laws
sang by my in-laws and I thought oh 20
minutes but out of your shall I am 45
more minutes to come and it's such an
honor to be here
live look at this look at this
anyways
autopsy from them from New York asked me
to personally bring this to you and I'm
bringing it to you
what can I tell you
the newest and the best soccer
decoration
yeah you hang it up yo she do something
with this I don't know
it's a pleasure thank you very much
we're gonna be singing now so get ready
you have a good you have a good
recommendation for a [ __ ]
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oh he's so awesome
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what do you have
to say okay
you ready but on the right key
yeah
so I know from New York
I'm not 100 prepared yet all the notes
are here
please everybody help us
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turn around
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they said
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all right
guys
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thank you
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suggestions
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it is
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good evening
music
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we go
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oh everything is
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who scores in the high high 90s and the
Thousand daf tests and now they're going
for a big test for over a thousand off
you have no idea how much he adds to
this year unbelievable on a daily basis
foreign
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was today yesterday was
do not if you don't have to learn
yesterday's share don't go back to this
year
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yeah
okay the boys like today's entire
breakfast is sponsored by my very dear
friend and relative Jonathan stefanski
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sponsoring the second annual thinking
Ellie for turning the stefanskis from
tuna to Tyra
it's the line in our mishwaja because as
I grew up every Stephanie that grew up
the number one question is are you
related to dogging tuna
I don't know about you Jonathan are you
really yes I don't I didn't even wait
for the question it's gonna be are you
something are you related to the one
from Toronto 95 tuna so thank you Ellie
for turning the Stefan tuna to tire up
my kids don't appreciate it I'll tell
you all my kids they go on the street
are you related to Ellie stefansky nope
do you know who is no
and last year I gave the Islam three
chances to be related to Ellie bar
Hashem my oldest daughter recently got
married so now they're only two chances
daughters left
so send those resumes to John that's
thebansky.com
you have to if you don't know who
Jonathan is just watch other this past
year two years ago they don't have
what's going on forget the daughter the
shiver is unbelievable for your chance
to be responsibility before so late I
also have a gift to her belly you do
oh no an asterisk after circus
so uh as Ellie says you know he doesn't
understand that Cher will be starting
about a half hour but people don't
understand the trauma you know of being
related they don't get it yeah they have
no idea
um but now I guess now I get the trauma
yeah because Ellie was so kind not to
list his phone number in the Shemesh
phone so now I get all the phone calls
uh Ellie my wife your unit related to
Emily and she says unfortunately yes and
she says well I'll talk to my husband uh
you know we have a trip coming up maybe
I'm like wrong Ellie all right and now I
get to get every phone call no because
they they can't read so well but now and
Ellie thankfully doesn't list his phone
number and I get all those things
and those of you who know who know Ellie
from a young kid in the family there's
lore of Ellie that he's always been on
the straight and narrow from the time he
was a young child
and you know you know even though we
have a lot of Trauma from you know dog
and there was a little bit of a Mahal
with that last time and I think it's
important that no matter what we
remember where we come from even though
you've done incredible things and one
incredible trajectory going forward but
we have to remember where it came from
oh okay is this a fish
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it all started here of what you say by
the way
it is a lot better this this tastes a
lot better than the regular tune I'm
serious I don't know why I think because
it's in water versus in no it's the type
of no it's a serious the type of tuna
type of tuna
is
the best thing exactly
where are we okay
oh we gotta we gotta so we're skipping
the emails here
let me just read this one from a girl
hi my name is when they're I'm a long
time listening to you share like
literally as long as I can remember I'm
on this world for under two weeks but my
father is training me in young I want to
invite the rabbi to my kidish which will
business or something please the Shabbos
give you good work really helping me
become a best time should give you the
strength and happiness always supporting
that Shem should bless the entire Shear
with have fun of everything we learn be
able to remember all of it you're
helping mashiach come quicker
what's your name again whatever her name
is here she is wow mazel tov
and hold on
you should you don't don't touch
anything please don't don't touch don't
touch thank you
yeah don't touch this
here we go
these Tech guys I'm telling you
here we go
there we go this is the picture
of the Sadiq with his daughter
the official spans of himself the Jeff
rosen's first of my son Joseph Simpson
official motivators
foreign
sponsor of the day Abraham Sherman
Pittsburg
engelstein to our dear father surely
engelstein on your 40th birthday
in honor of David Garfunkel's birthday
from his favorite son in erezis Royal is
he here
there's a no
boys say I'm not going to read a lot of
names today
I'm just going to say some of the ones
that came up today did I say Beyond
Schwartz 180 a month we'll wait for
tomorrow Alliance auto leasing 180 and
we have Leon welcher 36 dollars Steve
jacobowski 60 Sherman bro 100 Simon
Goldsmith Goldsmith 12. that's it that's
all we're reading for dinner
ten dollars for the fourth time
the third one all right
we have an amazing amazing dot today
with a lot of relevant questions to us a
lot of
and uh yesterday we started the mission
we could just go over the mission real
quickly for those who weren't here
you're not familiar a little khazar is
not going to hurt
the official mishna is sponsored until
the end of the back by high demand by
moishi what's his name
uh
okay
if the world will do it quickly if a
woman sold part of herksuba Michigan
if she pledges she made it a mortgage
the sonics laughing she gave it away to
somebody else I mean sausage some of it
because
once a woman
sells offer Suba
then she doesn't get messiness anymore
and since she sold some of it the
concern is as if it's considered as if
she sold the whole thing and that's what
we're going to see in my hoik is here
and how do we explain it if you sell
some of it it's as if you sold all of it
just because he sold some of it doesn't
mean you sold all of it
and she can sell off property from her
late husband without any permission from
absolin because
and it's a good idea as we said that
they shouldn't say that she's a fresher
so she writes inside the documents in
the memo that she sold it for Messina so
for other reasons
but uh
Frozen sorry guys I don't know what's
going on
Gary
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the reason is because yeah what do we
sell once she ate it already yeah
she's selling it right right there's two
reasons if you're selling
if she's selling it for Messina's then
she could go and get the tsuba what if
she sells if she sold everything for
ksuba and they'll claim that fixuba and
she doesn't have a ride there was a
victim but then she cannot claim
designers so like we had that story with
the guy with the Gambar brought depends
on the mother okay gangan everybody
knows just because I made a mistake or
two it doesn't mean they don't know they
get it
oh grocer like Tim Curry best then okay
but if she's divorced she has to sell an
investment money
our mission to tanakamu says
that if she sells part of the tsuba
that's it says if she saw the whole
thing Revolution
Michigan
right now
she says you are going to collect from
this place only from this thing only
nice
that's the sheet of remain or whatever
it is
partial part of the suba's episode the
whole thing is
why so take a look at this pause for a
second it says
so it's a reminisce to aksuba and
Hamilton
if all the money is not remaining then
it's as if she got her that's how rip
shiman learns you need all of the kessef
if some of the castle is gone she
already collected some of it it's as if
she collected it all
and we have a very very interesting two
steps remix
you're telling me that according to
achievement seems like the word kassef
if she used some of it it's as if she
used it all
right
foreign
it what should it say it should say
what's this funny lotion
with extra Bass with actually
so the gamara learns and we had this in
vomis I don't know if you remember this
chart because I changed a little bit
today
it goes from yes no yes
according to your mayor and rip shipment
it's no yes no
in other words we have three limous if
we start with a positive then we're
going to go to a negative and then we're
going to end off with a positive
so remayer learns
Pratt Lou begueres Chicago bisole so
here we have this idea that you have a
uh a girl she's 12 and a half years old
naturally her suleim start
disintegrating whatever they're not
they're not the same thing
so according to a mayor it says that a
coin goggle has to marry dafka bisula
so even some of the sulim are remaining
even if she's a begaris that's enough
so this is exactly the opposite of what
we said before according to your mayor
part is not the whole over part is
though
because
over here is this chart wrong
no so would mean a filo miktas is not
considered absula
and over here let me just make sure
oh no sorry let me that's the middle one
okay
so butgaris is in the middle according
to Mayor beggaris not
according to rep shimen butgaris yes
so if you have part it's as if you have
the hole over here in our mishnah she
has part of the zuba it's not the old
super coins of shipment so you see the
reverse what is money one is suleim but
the question is what does the word mean
when the tire says a word I mean all of
the money part of it is missing that's
it it's as if it's zero over here it
says the word suleim part of it is
missing
then all of it says if it's nothing over
here you see sulo
um
and then according to your mayor he
takes off
I did
remember
that one no let's uh
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to get more answers
in fact rip shipment holes are when you
have a word kessef it means it has to be
the whole thing if you have part of the
question she turned in some of her tsuba
that's it
but Hassan because over here you see
this three limous and that's why he
changes his [ __ ] though remember
that's like by us he holds like my case
but because the Torah changes the word
so therefore a biggeres is possible for
Congo because she doesn't have all
herbsulin because it has extra Bays
because Arc inch like a dark yellow if
it's unnatural then she's cautious so we
go Crusher not Kosher kosher shim and
sorry and this is the shipment we're
looking for bisula here's the chart
that's like our sugyo that when it says
the word says the word Sula it means all
of it and if you don't if you're missing
some of it it's as if you don't have
anything but because the turret changed
from the word Sula
now the tire is going differently I feel
the mixer
and he holds that foreign
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I don't know if this is a good riddle or
not but I'm sure there's many many cases
but here's the situation where a person
decides to take ten dollars today and
because that loses a million dollars
how's that I eat the toughest cost of
the cosmic soup also she goes into her
husband late husband in the state and
she grabs a silver Kiddush cup
and now she's asking for Messina's I
sound like I made the rava I'm a little
yasame
go give her the Messiah that's why
I mean
once she takes ten dollars
as if she took the whole thing she loses
the million or at least you give her big
issues
but we don't pass again
so the we shouldn't really speak out of
here we're talking about a different
type of because we're very pasquian that
is necessary but over here
when she sells the character does she
have to swear that she didn't make more
money
did she said maybe she sold it for a
little bit more than she deserved she
only deservelessly 200 maybe she sold it
for more and she's pocketing money so
she has to make a or not
foreign
so why are they asking maybe you need a
public auction and by public auction it
actually doesn't really seem to say that
tices for sure doesn't say it but some
seem to believe that if there's a public
auction then she wouldn't be able to lie
she wouldn't even need a schwart I says
you wouldn't need a schwa
but a compartment from a public auction
you can see how much he's selling it for
foreign
let's say you tell your friend go ahead
and sell this car for me how much do you
want for it I want a thousand dollars
you drive the car to the auction and on
the way he said he said wait I actually
have a
a teenager that needs a car and this car
is a very good condition thousand
dollars I'll buy for myself is that
Motorola sir he told you exactly how
much money he wants for a thousand
dollars or anybody
foreign
okay
but then it goes in
to a different child we'll see in a
second
so she yourself she's the almana she
decides how much this house is worth in
but Shemesh this apartment I think is
worth two million sheko
and she goes and she sells it she she
does the deal by herself she shove a lot
she sells it to herself she sells it to
herself for the Messiah she needs well
y'all suffer like cologne
if the Simon want to take the apartment
back no problem
so this goes into another very very
interesting Shiloh that many of us have
it starts with the famous
Miser of a guy was collecting money from
a gear he comes to the gevir he says
every year you give me a thousand
dollars could I please have a thousand
dollar check so the greatest I'm not
giving you I'm not giving you anything
he says why not he says I don't like the
moisten I heard terrible things about
the rashiv over there I'm not giving a
dime
okay so the guy goes away but she puts
his head down and walks away says no get
back here get back here
just because I'm not giving them I said
doesn't mean I'm not going to give you
your your your cut he gives him a 990
dollar check he says here she caught
somebody's throw
it's it's not a joke it's Emma's maybe
they're not not not the 990 but when I
when I was when I found out from certain
voices how much these guys are taking I
was appalled I personally don't like it
some of you ever say not that I'm a beer
but some people that give DACA they say
uh listen makes money you have to pay a
guy okay there's a limit the guy takes
50 the hazinish says that it's okay to
take 50 percent
but it's normal he says to take 25
percent
but the pie skin they say that it
depends on the on the mount if it's a
very large amount
then you can't take the the heart
because the the person giving the money
is is not if he knew that the guys
soliciting the funds is taking thirty
thousand dollars off the top he'd be
furious
okay so this is
it all started because the guy came
through a major fight scene said I
wasn't even I wasn't promised a cut I
just took the cut myself I went around
collecting for a certain Meister without
asking questions I decided I deserve at
least 20 so when she finds he said
absolutely not if the guy if the
roshishiva the Rob of the show or
whatever they tell you okay if you go
collect and get 20 that's one thing but
you can't decide on your own like this
woman over here in ausugia she decided
to sell her late husband's property for
herself you can't and like this says you
can't even buy if somebody sends you to
sell something you can't you can't you
can't you can't buy it for you you
cannot buy it for yourself okay
foreign
well you find someone that's going to go
out there and collect money it's one of
the hardest jobs in the world
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if who gets two hundred thousand dollars
it all it all I guess it all depends on
the demand obviously there's not a big
demand for this job if there was a
demand for this job at two percent then
great but there's no demand even at
twenty percent and it's a very very
difficult job people slam doors on you
you you're living away from your family
they deserve something I'm not saying
but the amount people I for me
personally I I took offense in this
neighborhood two people came over to me
for organizations in this neighborhood
so I thought they're doing the
organization a favor then I felt that
they took a huge cut I was I was not
happy I don't know about other people
mdy there's no cut that's right anybody
want to give money to Mendy Mendy's
taking checks right now no cut
ER biter
actually a guy asked me if he a big time
of cockham asked me he says I want to
support the organization I want to go to
America but I want I want 10 would you
do 10 so instead I have to think about
it I don't know what do you guys think
10 do it he's a big he's a big-time
clock I'm a very very very good guy
okay
fine what do you say
for us who
oh not enough
this year we want more
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says again Marvel what's the story he
could do me this this woman who sells
the property on her own without any
permission
if she went to a publication it should
be perfect
she didn't go to public office
for yourself like the Chicago passings
you can't do it regardless
but if she she went to public auction
and she sells it off to a second person
there's many questions that we can't go
into all of them and this is you know
what I'm talking about a real estate
agent gets a great property at a great
price could he sell it to his spouse
you're selfish or not but to your spouse
it's a good child you know it happens
sometimes once once in uh 25 years it
happens what
okay
no we're talking about there was a
public auction in the Army law man
who did you buy it from what's going
they tell her this Sparrow who did you
purchase it from the sermon didn't sell
it to you who saw business healthy
you're buying and selling from yourself
but let's issued itself to somebody else
if snatchy bought it she sold somebody
else that already
the they're trying to explain that
already has the backing of bezden says
so rashi's first shot is that it's
animal food I don't like that shot at
all I'm holding Rashi
because Rashi says the second shot why
here
come on this is the real shot you see it
coral reef oh
and if you look at rash you actually
says the word coral I thought it's cool
in time of the guitar is very expensive
today also it's very expensive one piece
like that could be two three hundred
dollars by the way so it takes hundreds
of years to grow
yeah if you grab it from uh if you go
into the ocean you take it out in almost
every country and they find you you go
to jail
but the Mars talks about it that there
used to be more valuable than silver
double silver or gold I don't remember
anymore something like that aquapon
somebody who's Mafia a bunch of coral by
Lee Simon
now the guy went and he decided okay
today it's worth 400. now ayaker
accomplish this male then the price went
up and it's worth 600.
and now he has a gain he has a serious
gain 50 gain in his pocket also like I
made their Batman who told you he could
sell to yourself and decide it's worth
400 give it back
is at the end of the day this woman has
to swear that if she sold property she
didn't sell for a profit more than it's
worth it
and you do not have to put it out in the
public auction says the official mission
responsible by moisture calling you
scored from a moisture calling for
stepping up to the plate and sponsoring
to the rest of them I don't know how
many snakes that is
foreign
and she goes and she's a big cleverman
this lady she was able to take a
property that only had a hundred Zeus
value and sell it for double
could she say well I only depleted a
hundred Zeus of the assignment I'm I'm
doing another hundred or no at the end
of the day she took in 200 cash and
that's enough yeah so the obvious answer
is she took in 200 that's enough
but if that's the case what's the shot
in the next
time
what if she messed up and she saw the
property that's worth 200 for a hundred
could she go back to design and say I
need another property now I didn't get
my 200. and this also we say you know
what you messed up
you messed up and show my Israel
the scab looks too bustle so in both
cases it did not really identical to
cases when she makes money we say she
has to give the money back to the time
when she loses money you say it comes
out of her pocket
but which one is it is she in charge
you're not in charge
do we cancel it's unbelievable Allah
what if she sold it for 101 it was worth
a hundred and she saw it for 101 bottle
she has no right to do that and it's
gonna explain what's going on here is
101. so now she tells the estate don't
worry about it I'll give you back year
one let me keep the hundred I'll give
you back the one no mirror
films
all she has to do is give back one and
the hundred that she did is good
actually
unless this is that much left over that
she messed up the assignment it's like a
a valuable field on the side and now
they don't have it
in a garden
kids are something valuable that that's
now it's hurting these item then only in
that case it's bottle otherwise it's not
bottles what if she had a a really nice
Suba 400 double the real
um
she went to three people and she sold
off three parts of the two but three
quarters of the two she sold at a normal
price only a one part she messed up with
an individual buyer laughing money
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the the last one she sold the office she
sold it for 101.
because she messed up on the fourth so
three heroes are good the fourth is no
good
says
if she took a loss it's her loss
so if she was able to sell something
that's only worth a hundred on the
market and because she's a very good
saleswoman she's helped herself 200
letter keep the prophet
so our boys side here we're going to
Sugi that happens
let's say you are a travel agent
and
you sell a family the family's coming
through the show you sell them seven
tickets and allow because you bought
seven tickets to give you a ticket free
who gets a ticket the family or the
travel agent
let's say you go to uh the store and
there's a sale there I tell
he did all the shopping for weeks
straight I'm not joking last night is no
shirt until I don't know about buying
wine
you buy 10 battles you get uh two for
free whatever let's say time to buy five
and he says okay I'll buy five
but I'll buy another five for myself and
get the two extra does he have to share
the the gift so in that case not
but there's a lot a lot of Shadows like
that Mom is send somebody out to do
something for you and there's some sort
of gift some sort of incentive so it
wasn't a passions let's say by the uh
flights he says absolutely not it's a
deal that's given to the purchaser of
the flights not the travel agent
so
the the the The Travelers they get the
extra ticket however he says if there's
a choice you go to seven different
airlines and he chose the the traveling
shows this Airline and because he chose
it so we're gonna see the Sugi here what
if
be the guy in the store likes the the
schlier he likes him he likes nakami
says you know you came to my old shroud
a bunch of times let me give you
something now he says I'm giving it to
you because you're the I like you and
what is what is he trying to do he's
trying to get the guy to come back again
he's the guy that always purchases for
the show
somebody's telling me I don't know if
this is true or not the nurse Israel if
you notice all the egg bosses are
Mercedes
so the guy they found out the guy in
charge of purchasing it's not true used
to be he used to get Mercedes until they
caught him okay so they gave him
incentives to to buy stuff
it's not a true story it is a true story
no it's never happened they called him
or they cared about it
huh
taxes
yeah taxes that we know but over here we
there's an explanation why all of us
yeah he did sit in jail
he's in jail okay so this is true story
imagine saying tomorrow with now
returning to death inside the customer's
base
who's ready the one who wrote the
mission
when he wrote the missionary he's trying
to teach us
when there's an extra incentive there's
an extra gift there's something going on
extra ticket it all goes to the to the
to the one that gave the money I call
them boys
in honor of my uncle Rebecca president
for you filled with Mazel brochures
to continue being able to support
your belly I also want to pump the big
seum in London I know a bunch of guys
from America that are flying special to
the same in London
I know a lot of guys have around the
chairman from is wrong what
and manages to ride London imagine now
it's a time it's a what's August schmuck
about it
I don't always come to London any of
this Gary nor Noam or AVI or I don't
know many you coming
well you're gonna decide now I don't
want to put you on the spot again sir a
lot of guys Joseph biliac is coming so
it's a great time tomorrow Levy
it's a great time if you watch this year
you live in London now the reason why
I'm doing it here at the turn of that
because Dove Harris harasses me that it
should announce at all time I want to
see if he even listens to the death
so if you live in London or Manchester
do not tell Dove Harris that we did this
and let's see if he finds out on his own
okay fine
you're gonna get a text right now I saw
it okay no I'm not hunting
Mercedes to sign up right now to vote
Manchester and London and we'll see you
there basically
this is
official the famous officials coming
from America who else is coming from
America I don't know I didn't hear
okay
he is coming you'll see Klein is coming
if you want to know what he looks like
here he is I don't know if you can see
it on the camera
yeah
what's her name what's your wife's name
she wants to come
okay says the tomorrow
Ice uh we had this Macho I guess because
a guy sends somebody to the store buy me
something and they add as a gift they
give him a little something it goes to
the schlier to the messenger not to the
sender
right there you can edit this part out
he had it I think he took out like 16
Parts yesterday from this year all the
insults and everything
there was another another very
interesting shot that I saw but again
Tower Sugi here what if a guy and this
happens all the time also you rent an
apartment and you you get a renter's
insurance and then the apartment burns
down
and the insurance company comes and
gives you gives the renter a hundred
thousand dollars
it's above and beyond the damage
could the owner of the apartment say hey
it's my apartment yeah I'm like the
schlier I'm like the Michelle layer you
wouldn't have had this insurance without
me no what do you guys say and then the
guy says listen I'm paying for the
insurance it's all mine
I cannot insure your apartment Donnie I
can't say I know that you're gonna have
a fire soon because I see the way you
cook no you can't Let's go ask here we
go
so you know what they say he's gonna be
surprised you never guess the salaha is
that the renter gets paid all of the
premiums that he paid up until that
point and then they do 50 50 splits
because he wouldn't be able to get the
insurance policy without the guy owning
the apartment
what
here's a good one one more well there's
a lot a lot of good ones in the stuff
you know it's nice to show you a guy
calls up his landlord before Jan Tiff
and says listen there's a major major
league here which I do the guy says get
a plumber I'll pay for it she calls him
back and says I got a plumber the guy
wants a thousand dollars for the job he
says no problem here come pick up he
goes over to gives him a thousand
dollars
when the plumber shows up he can't
believe his eyes it's his roommate from
Yeshiva and the guy says oh you don't
understand
that I'm doing the whole job when he's
done with the job I'm doing it for 500.
it's really a thousand dollars driving
in 500. could the guy keep the 500 hey
does he have to give back to 500 does he
have to split the 500 does he have to
tell the plumber
that it's not even his apartment it's
not even his favorite room it's a
favorite for the for the ball boss
there's four four options here schmecker
stuff
okay
let's learn some gemara
oh my God
so we're going through a Bic review icy
says this is a khaluka over here you
have to split you have to split whatever
the the slip gets as a gift in the store
you split what time is
he says no everything goes to the owner
foreign
there's a certain price I know I'm
coming in I'm gonna pay x amount for the
pound and the guy throws in another half
a pound as a gift now we have a Suffolk
what's a soffit did the guy throw an
half a pound because
he he wants the Sleek to come back again
is he giving it to the schlier because
he wants to incentify him to he has a
choice of stores he wants that guy to
come back or no he wants to give a gift
to the to the guy that sent him so we
have a suffix he do 50 50.
we're talking about a field there's no
there's no price for for Real Estate
everybody pays different every day goes
up and down
so I'm in May law when a guy gives you a
gift
it's not it's very possible that it
wasn't a gift it wasn't even a gift
if there's a gift I know it says a
hundred dollars per pound and it gave me
150 so I know there's a 50 gift there
but if it's real estate there's no gift
it's very possible zero gift and all he
was doing is he was using a it was a
fire sale he tried to get out of it
quickly
foreign
there's no price to it like in real
estate everything goes to the owner says
gamara Michael marshmallow so for this
you have to see this chart just for a
second this is ignore an Arab I'm very
interesting about gamara says that when
you have a colleague between
you always go with rubioisi when you
have against your mayor
that's not important for us support is
the top part we have an alcoholic
instead between like
maybe I see so then why does he come
along and say oh by the way that lock is
like
you have to know these clothing shots
that looks always like your reality when
they fight review the review I see
gamara
omara papa no sorry what's the
conditioner Papa Michael Marshall
I like the answer of the gemara that is
the difference between kitzvah and ain't
kids who have the surprise not that
that's what he's trying to say that is a
good answer Omar Papa it's a great
answer
foreign
to buy a half of a core a Lithgow let's
go present anyone we want
he bought double so this is a major
question in all sorts of shilas you can
make up a Shayla I saw in a safer I
don't want to say who he could all guess
the guy um
a guy he sent his friend to buy a
lottery ticket and told to fill it out
with the computer and he came back and
he gives him the the lottery ticket and
it's without the computer he filled it
in behind he said what are you doing I
thought the computer is really mad at it
so the guy took a hundred dollars and
threw it in his face but he left the
lottery ticket by him and of course what
happened to him I mean to the safer the
guy won 25 million dollars
so the guy with the ticket says it's
mine the guy that filled it in wrongly
says it says and I a varaya I even threw
the money at you and took my money
says that it's 100 the second guys
because when you mess up on your
schlichus he tells you to do a certain
way
he gave you the cash you ready to give
me that but you ruined it you didn't
listen to what he told you then you
ruined it completely frat that he even
paid him back I didn't take the ticket
okay he was very really mad and he ran
off
of course that's always the Shiloh okay
he didn't do what he was told he bought
double amount my
voice what happened
sold the core instead of bye
what did I say
told the cell hey whatever it is
zappingly let's go sell a half and he
sold
oh oh very good moist about variable the
list is he just adding he's doing his
just he he messed up on 50.
or perhaps he's not losing at all the
list called anomaly Connie and it
doesn't get any and it's the slit house
is completely buckled
so a guy tells somebody in charge tell
him give them something to eat
and the guy says
take to my Bala boss told me take one I
don't care what he said take two they
not low and these guys they take three
it's like the famous Miser a guy comes
to to somebody on Karma he took us with
all his kids the guy says I'm ordering
pizza how many slices do your kids eat
the guy says
at home they all eat one slice each but
when we're at somebody else's house they
eat three slices each
so he said okay fine so I want you to
feel at home kids only said okay I'm
gonna only order you one that's what
happened over here
he says give one the guest of khazarian
they say we want three
and uh he's in between his pirate he
does too
now if they comes out that the meat that
they ate is not even his meat it's
hecticious meat so when you eat egg dish
you're over amila but there's a big dish
don't ask the question that ain't
how did he tell his to go give meat even
if there was a mistake
when it comes to English there is
so kulamalu all three of them are over
says gamara
is more
if you say that if you do more than
necessary the shlikas is still there
just you're adding okay so that's that's
why the owner is still involved in the
case over here
is
that it's all the second guy the first
guy is nothing my mom so then where's
the the guy that started all things that
feed my guest why is he in the picture
at all
foreign
he says take one piece of meat because
the owner told me so what happened
it's not recording
start again
I don't have a lot of energy
[Music]
you know what let's just read the names
then
no what so where why'd you tell me
yeah just now but where
the second yeah
yeah so where should I start from
you know that it wasn't just now you
guys know these
woman it's dead
[Applause]
I'll just say without the joke and uh if
you're safe if the joke part is on
you'll just whatever
you're not going to sleep tonight all
right
you have a guy that has a freezer full
of kochim he doesn't even know it he
tells the schlier go give my guests one
piece the schliac is and he says take
two the guests are even bigger than they
take three
more
yeah
who does a little bit more than the
owner tells them to do is just adding
and that's a No-No but the actual
speakers is there
small therefore I could understand that
everybody's involved in this even the
michelia has to pay
have to bring a carbon
doesn't do what he's told to do then the
owner the Michelle is not over how are
we doing is still on
good
where almost
decides let's do a stick here that will
all be over I want the BattleBots to be
over so I take one piece of meat because
the valabai said so and also take
another piece of meat because I said so
so now the two of them are over and the
Arkham they went ahead and they took a
third piece of meat so now they have to
bring a carbon that's a story now what
does that have to do with us
we're just going to the bottom of the
page
if there was the Super was a mana and
she Soldier she sold it for 101.
she's a schlier and everything she did
is bottle so you might want some fruit
from here my lab this is
she sold something that's worth 100 and
she sold it for 101. sorry it was worth
101 she's off for 101.
what does it mean Mana if she sold it
for 101 and it's worth 101 why does it
say it's worth it's a hundred because
that's all she's she's deserving that's
all she wants out of the 101 she wants
100. so what does it mean um
of course she has to give back to one
even the one she has to give back
she's not a god of she sold for 101 so
you some deserve one so what's up shot I
feel the weirdest absence
I'm gonna give them back a full piece of
real estate where's the dinner
that's a riot that everything if a guide
says sells for so a half acre and he
says the whole acre it's bought um
we'll stop over here that what that if
she sold it for less than the value then
you could say
I only sent you to do something positive
not a negative MMA law she sold
something what's the case she sold
something that's worth 101. she sold it
for a hundred
and that's why it's bottled because she
ruined she it was a evil it's not a
t-con but boys I have a wonderful yantev
tomorrow at 10 o'clock please come at 10
o'clock sharp if you're that hungry and
you need to eat before 10 o'clock we'll
leave some food downstairs in the
parking lot without Ahsoka
shiram maloys