Donald Trump Impersonator at BP Print Group 25th Anniversary Lakewood NJ

the most fabulous candidate for president since George Washington I know I'm huge and here I'm showing you this look at this old school baby do I need teleprompters like some people no I have a few index cards some people say Donald why do you have index cards for some reason every time I say something the media goes crazy that I didn't get my facts right so index cards baby now first of all I want to say I'm very glad to be here tonight then again when you're as Rich As I Am you're pretty much happy to be anywhere let's face it it's true can't deny it I was assured that everyone here is a registered Republican and will be voting for me for president of the United States that's what I heard anyway she's shaking her head I'm not sure but that's what I heard and I'm telling you what other choice did you make I mean it's clear the other people well I don't want to say anything negative but they're losers let let's face it they are all losers and Jeb Bush did you see the debate the other day now he's a tough guy his campaign is falling apart did you know they're doing a contest they're doing a contest and someone will be flown to Houston to meet Jeb his father and his brother no word on what the winner gets but anyway I have big changes in mind as president and let me tell you unless you're the lead dog The View doesn't change and I'm the lead dog thank you for getting that I'm glad somebody did I thought that was a little subtle but I wanted to throw it in first thing I'm going to do is knock down the current White House I mean let's face the architecture is really old it's from another time and instead build a 42 story Business Center of course with the name Trump in 10ft tall letters on the front of it as all of my buildings have and I'm going to tell you it's not going to cause the taxpayers one red d in fact once we start Renning it we'll probably be able to P to you know pay down the national debt I've run the numbers they've got to work please don't ask me for specifics okay I don't really need specifics on that now I must admit I've never been to Lakewood in my life but I'm I'm thankful I've come here because I have a big plan to build a huge wall between us and Mexico and get Mexico to pay for it now some people have said to me Donald Mexico's a poor country they don't have the money so I may have to scale that down a little bit so I figure we'll build a wall around Lakewood and get Mexico to pay for it that should be much more affordable for them what do you guys think I think that's a good plan um that way you know we don't want to over tax them now I also learned upon coming here that if I don't feel well I can go to the mammoth Medical Center Southern campus emergency room and be taken care of someone even said charity care will cover it no no no I don't take charity I give charity and I don't know if you know my finances by the way I'm rich good I know that I don't know if you know my finances but I gave more in charity this year than Mr Obama Mr Biden and Mrs Clinton have ever all together much more charitable than them but I hear nice things about the hospital I understand I understand they just have had an $1 million renovation $1 million to update or as I like to call it pocket change so I'm glad they've had that uh renovation it should be a really nice facility now I also have had some of the opportunity to see the amazing work here at the BP print group I like the new name BP isn't that great let's have a round of applause for the new name that's fantastic they know all the machines in fact one guy walked me through the three parts of a printer he said the first part is the case the second part is the jammed paper tray and the third part is the blinking red light so he said that was the three things you really had to know and all the printing guys are laughing everyone else is looking at me like I'm crazy but it's true now I want to let you know I told my chief of staff to order all of my future marketing materials from BP print grp I have and when I get to the White House you're going to do all my stationer for the White House and why cuz I'm a winner and I work with winners and BP is a winner there you go I mean look at this gorgeous design just look at these lamps they got that thing out there that looks like it's a cork screw that's gone crazy have you seen that out there it's fantastic all of the renovations here were great and look I know about real estate I actually have humble beginnings when I started my real estate Empire I had nothing more than $100 in my pocket and half a million dollars of real estate my father gave me I started really small you know that and it became a huge Empire my name is on more buildings and more places than George Washington's at this point I got to be honest and they don't even put his name on things I make sure to put my name on everything cuz I like the way it looks let's be honest now but when it's time to redesign the White House I'm going to call the guys who did this because they really know their stuff they're really Pros let's give them all big hand for this one wonderful renovation look at this now I stand here tonight before you to congratulate BP print group I don't know why I had trouble with that this time and the mammoth Medical Center Southern campus for the recent name changes and many upgrades to their businesses and to their companies it's businesses like you and people like you that will make America great again if that was ever an Applause line that was the one make America great again that's right I uh and uh I would like to proudly Proclaim that you're no longer going to need to get your printing or your health care from China or third world countries you can get it all in Lakewood baby the best of the best and that's the truth you have to admit now tonight I have a very important thing some very important announcements but before I do them I would want to share one thing with you a lot of people are saying to me Donal how would you bring the country together and I'd like to illustrate that by a physical representation let's say this rope was America the way it's been and it's become divided what I would do as president is to put it back together again just like that now some people say America is broken some people say parts of America are just flying off you can't bring it back to the way it was but I say I can put it back together as solid as it ever was there you are see it's an illustration of what I'm talking about but the things I want to talk to you about tonight the important things a lot of people are saying Donald specifics who's going to be in your cabinet who's going to be the people you work with you keep saying you're going to get the best well I'm going to do something I haven't done I'm going to announce who's going to be in my cabinet tonight first of all I would like to officially announce that Dr Frank Boos where are you Dr Frank he probably he disappeared wow I'm really good I made him disappear too trying to do that to my mother-in-law for Years anyway he's going since he is the president of the CEO of Mammoth Medical Center he will be my chief of staff why obviously he knows how to get things done am I right or am I right does he get things done right there we go see I like that I've got the agreeable people over here that's very nice now Denise where's Denise Gaffney oh that's you oh you're very Denise can can we tell them that you're going to be my secretary of state I'm pleasure hey I have no problem with a woman's Secretary of State as long as she knows what she's doing the one we last had didn't do a great job if you want the reset button none of that worked out really well for us does it make oh sorry I hear that from her I don't need to hear that from you too okay that's very good I hate it when they're funnier than me anyway now to fill the role of Surgeon General I want Dr David fredman Dr fredman are you here calling Dr fredman calling Dr fredman he disappeared well he's from chimed which some people pronounce ased but uh he's going to be the Surgeon General and of course can we announce it tonight Ben Henman is going to be my vice president ladies and gentlemen there you go imagine the sign Trump Henman and I like your fact your name is so long cuz mine will look bigger I like that yours is long and so mine will have to be bigger I like that a lot but no he is if we're going to have a surgeon I mean we got a surgeon running right now Ben Carson look the man is brilliant he's a brain surgeon but he's I mean he's so boring that sheep count him I'm being honest with you he he goes to a press conference he sounds like he just took benad dril and didn't know that there was a press conference not that he not that he's boring but he used to just talk instead of getting an anesthesiologist he just talk to his patients and they go out but you're not that way you know you're very bright you're very exciting now James am I getting am I saying this right MAA where are you James there you are James he is going to be the Secretary of the Treasury he knows how to count money he will make sure he comes out every last dime every and the government corruption that's why I haven't announced it yet because they find out you're coming down they're going to run for the hills those guys anyway we also are going to do something unusual for the Speaker of the House Paul Ryan I'm not thrilled with him I got to be honest with you so instead I want to get Sydney and Charlotte krupnik jointly to be the speaker of the house where are you guys Sydney and Charlotte where there you are see you'll bring years of experience into it that these young guys just don't have you see that's why you'll do a great job also our own Senator Bob singer who was supposed to be here I could find the time anyway he will run the Senate and I think he'll do a fabulous job we really support him he's been very good to us I also want to say that we've got a Law and Order problem in America we do and I'm not saying this to be mean some things are out of control so we're going to change things we're going to put somebody in charge of Law and Order and that person will go to be Chief Robert Lawson there you are chief you'll get this thing worked out I'll tell you you get him to Washington he'll fix everything but to be honest you know Lakewood is so much talent so much fantastic people that I want to bring to the White House it might more sense to just bring the White House up here I mean it we get a location in the cedarbridge corporate headquarters because that's a fabulous facility we'll get uh Rabbi Aaron Cotler and mayor Akerman to play a role in the government a serious role is the mayor here tonight no he's not was it something I said okay well you know England they're really kind of mad at me right now anyway we want them to play a serious role in the government and let me tell you America will be a different place something really special something huge let's be honest it'll be fantastic so I want to say it's really been an honor to come here tonight are you having a good time we have fantastic food you can look at the facility the facility will blow your mind it's really fantastic and I want to say I appreciate your vote of confidence and during this season of the year some people tell me they feel like nobody cares about them so I want to tell you this try missing a few payments and you'll find out a lot of people are suddenly interested in you let me tell you anyway thank you you've been fabulous both for me I appreciate it thank you very much [Applause]