#Hanukkah Just ain't what it used to be cause some #Jews got jealous of the X-mas tree... #Maccabee

Hanukkah just ain't what it used to be. Cuz some Jews got jealous of the Christmas tree. Spent all that money on a shopping spree. Trying to be like the people they see on TV. Don't let yourself forget history. Knowledge is key to set your mind free. Just open a book. Look back and see what it really meant to be a mabe. They risk their lives to fight assimilation. But now Hanukkah's just a cheap imitation of some other foreign nation. celebration that falls on a similar calendar location. I'm hocus pocus made you lose focus. Broke all the rules acting like antio drinking eggnog like a hog till you get sick. Making your potato pancakes from bisquick. You light the manora but you don't study Torah cuz you're running like low after sodom and gamora. No divine presents all from Walmart. So you still feel empty when you fill up your cart. If your great granddad saw that Hanukkah bush you were getting no gift, just a patch on the tush. Cuz this holiday is not about buying stuff. It's to teach a little bit is more than enough. It doesn't really matter if you're losing or winning. All you need is a dreo to keep on spinning. So fry up a feast. Bring your family near and steer clear of the cashier this year cuz Hanukkah just ain't what it used to be. Cuz some Jews got jealous of the Christmas tree. Spent all that money on a shopping spree trying to be like the people they see on TV. Don't let yourself forget history. Knowledge is key to set your mind free.