Love me some unsolicited dating advice from my FYP

To all my Jewish singles, it's time to get married. I was just waiting for a guy in a purple shirt and a skater, but you need to tell me I'm on it. You're not just waiting for love, you're holding back. Mashiach, I don't think older Jewish singles are anxious enough. This tissue, let's blame them for Msiah not coming. The final redemption needs you to be with the other half. Yo, someone call Montana Tucker. Tell her to answer my DMs. She's holding up the final redemption. Stop chasing perfect. Find someone 80% right for you. I only need like 80%. So, if she has cankles and an ugly face, that's only the top and bottom 10%. That's 20%. But the middle 80%'s good. Ask any happily married couple, flaws show up the moment you marry. Next time I'm at a wedding, the second the gets out of, I can go up to him and be like, "Yo, I heard the flaws show up the second you get married." The Torah teaches it's not good for a man to be alone. God made us for partnership. I didn't know it was in the Torah. It's in the Torah. Ma, call the shin. It's in the Torah. That's proof. It's about commitment, not perfection. So, men, guard your eyes from distractions. You know what I mean? Where you time