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Mendy Margolin: the Davening Quagmire
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Ever get stuck during Davening? Then you will identify will Mendy Margolin, who also addresses the benefits of his height...
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[Applause]
today I'm not going to look in the book
and I'm gonna dive in freestyle what
happens is everything we do they get in
something with a quagmire you know what
a quagmire is black my respects it even
gets you know so you like be targeting
like guru bhai to be a coffin really bad
so that's the dominant quagmire oh by
the way most people when they get up to
speed
they usually come up and they come to
the microphone and they make love to it
hello can you hear me
testing one two three testing six feet
well or whatever it is and my family
will have something super unique we come
up to the microphone and we go
of course we stand this
are you laughing and we stand on our
tippy toes and we go hey everybody see
me can you see me I'm the subject
they're short people did you all know
it's all people watch out short people
are actually the people of the future
because our carbon footprint is it takes
less to feed us we use up less clothing
you can fit more of us on airplanes we
don't really care about extra legroom so
really what's going to be always thing
that we do don't not use less of us of
course
toilet paper it's the same amount you
know especially those kinds I'm gonna go
don't shoot me but you know those times
where you keep on doing it and it never
ends