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Shawn Shawn Shawn greens being here back
with another quick visit podcast I share
with you a quick my sir I would say it's
on my mind it wasn't even on my mind I
just I pushed up my mom mind boggled
stupid people are rushing that's stupid
basic logic you would think basic logic
people they don't hop I'll share with
you I was in my office always another
story with him he's always something his
migraines this that behavioral issues
always something else with the guy he's
always creasing over they he tried
signing up to the gym didn't work yes he
always has his stomach problems his IBM
is irritable whatever always something
else with the I always created and they
try try told me tried his health food
stores and eating is I told him I said
listen listen here you wanna you wanna
you wanna know what you need you're
gonna listen to me he won't know what
you need you need some transfer
that's what you need you need some good
Festa transfect in your system that's
what you need you're licking you like
and you're running around eating this
non GMO mouse droppings that's what it
is the way this is the way I look at
everything in life it's very simple if
it looks like mouse droppings best
believe best believe it's mouse
droppings okay you're going out there
spending $8.99 on one of these bars
glued together a bunch of peanuts glued
together and you wolfing it down yeah of
course of course you're gonna have your
brain of course you're coming in with
the old tubs of orzo Rory called the way
they come in with the quinoa it's like
bacteria growing you bet your passion
what are you doing too much Ellen too
much Ellen on you too but I said too
much of that leo Oprah you know you know
there what are you doing you need some
you need a festive brisket I told him
come to store I don't get my car yeah I
got my car I got my car get in we drove
straight to the sandwich shop Madonna
that's the brisket sandwich the burger
that Tom's stuff your face stuff your
face with some normal food for once and
stop it just stop it here but your your
prosthetic sushi that you eating a you
made this up who makes up which jeff
bezos came and some do this nonsense and
you wonder why you have mood disorders
you stand there stand about like snack
machine is she was salivating at the
Danish you stand it salivating push
she's staring at a Reisman Danish like
it's eight a day I gave the guy three
downloads go buy some danishes make
yourself a thick hot cocoa and then he
like a mensch what are you doing what
are you doing it's it's it's really it's
a it's a sickness it's a sickness this
time I think in the health healthy
eaters health conscious see next thing
you know you're unconscious yeah it's
basics this is basics is very simple
you're hungry yeah guys hungry he's
gotta eat man's gotta eat you snort down
some crushed-up ugh
the turmeric sauce this alligator he
didn't tuck he did three weeks later a
month later use these fat fat guy just
like a beef you know eating what's
called a literally literally eating you
collect a bunch of grass and a big and
they sell to you for the health food
stores sugar shine