Shmorg 3: Fiveish Goes Thru Airport Security Shmorg

step through the detector please have your boarding pass and ticket available oh I cannot wait to go to Eretz Israel for Hanukkah and visit my cousins the shekels all right enjoy your flight step to the detector please have your boarding pass and tickets available amazing I think I just won a free ticket arity royal probably because I entered auras eight nights 40 flights raffle serve did you pack your bags yourself um well Maya my mother did help do you have any weapons on your person person you mean old Abe Lincoln well he's the only person I've got and since that night in the theater over they'll let me tell you hasn't me carrying nothing especially no weapons mr. favish we're going to need you to step through the scanner again please okay all right he hikes we've got a problem what do we do what do we do well first off you don't talk to me through the walkie-talkie when I'm standing right next to you right sorry oh sorry sir um you should see this like did you step off to the side please mr. babish this is agent Goldberg we have a Code Red a security checkpoint 37 a Code Red requesting backup immediately security checkpoint nice mr. favish our supervisor is on his way he's gonna make sure you have more thorough search do you guys have to always call me when I'm busy what's going on here anyway sir this was a Code Red why I'm not red I'm green I'm green I'm not read at all sir cut that out now do you have any explosives y-yes of course I do sir this is not a joke oh you don't like my jokes I actually thought the comments were funny look just keep quiet we're gonna have to examine him more thoroughly okay make sure that the serial number on the front matches the serial number on the back okay goes through it guys of course we would want to counterfeit five-ish would we FB I am 6 9 3 z OD 2 3 1 w e9 6 Babies R Us T enough enough we all know that there's only one 5s right okay virus it's time that we inspect what you're carrying with you I found something I found something dynamite oh no Joseph just my colorful collectible candles for my chronica menorah I always tie them together when I travel that way they don't go off that's just my menorah for my colorful collectible and oh oh those are just the oxygen booklets aren't bringing for my cousin's the shettles oh those those are just my Hanukkah gelt candies gold on the outside rich creamy chocolate on the inside oh those those are cars for kids all those those are just my tortilla tours for my Hanukkah latkes seriously oh those are just in case the kind of calacas don't work what's my dreidel I love my dreidel or you devolve you're gonna miss your flight and don't forget to send me a postcard okay one more thing I will never forget tender to him 40 flights in just eight nights oh we in Bruges auction this is a great way to fly for free without losing your shirt oh you forgot your mourning past [Music] far2 Kalash morning [Music]