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Shua Naparstek: first kid vs fifth kid
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Comedian Shua Naparstek describes the progression of parenting from first child to fifth child.
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So having five kids
is a progression
but not in a good way.
I'll give you an example.
Child number one
I don't know if you guys have these thermometers
we used them to check the temperature of the bath
to make sure it's not too hot for the baby
we also checked the temperature of the cereal
we even cut up the corn flakes into little pieces
we went crazy, why not?
Baby number two
we introduced the ten second rule
that's the ten second rule for baby number two
baby number three
if the floor was washed this week
it's fine. No problem.
Baby number four
I don't know if you guys ever said this to yourself
the sentence, "it's good for their immune system."
(a glass breaks)
Mazel tov! That was good timing.
Baby number five
the pacifier fell in the toilet
and I found myself wondering when the last time the toilet was flushed.
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