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Uncle Moishy sings at Misameach!
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Here's the live webcast of Uncle Moishy singing at Misameach studios in Lakewood, NJ on 3/17/2020. Enjoy this FULL concert and Stay Safe!
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ladies and gentlemen boys and girls you
will now like to welcome everyone's
favorite uncle my uncle your uncle uncle
Moishe
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a hello boys and girls it's me
I'm Kamaishi hi every one of them boys
and girls let's all clap our hands
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welcome welcome uncle Moishe there
singing ring in me Shalom Shalom to you
when you're with you and learning songs
about opera songs about whom it's those
songs about Shabbos songs about you
Gino's songs about just about anything
you think about anything you dream about
singing songs it makes Hashem proud of
you
hi boys and girls welcome everyone let's
all clap our hands
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well come well come on come on she's
here singing bring me cello cello - you
really do we're having fun and learning
songs about Torah songs about principles
songs about sharpies songs about who be
knows someone's about just about
anything you think about anything your
dream about things I'm proud of you
hi boys and girls welcome whatever you
may be welcome to occupations world a
world where we learned to open a world
of the mythos of Hashem so boys and
girls let's all sit back and let's enjoy
the wonderful songs of
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oh well oh well come on let's enjoy the
fun come along with me everyone looks
like Ben tap and wave our hands of mine
are voiceless far into the staff
someone's about children songs about
missiles songs about shoppers songs
about he goes home where she has a son
bring your voices singing the law live
to show all the stand up strong sings it
makes hashem boys and girls welcome
everyone hi everyone hi welcome boys
girls show join
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Hey
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[Laughter]
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together
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[Applause]
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are you poisonous are you happy are you
happy back there well that's great no
boys and girls let's all join along with
a happy song
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clap your hands learning is so let's
show
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okay
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nor the whispers of the day is a very
very special
if you can get you know a shower on it
you know and you're happy and you know
it and you should not to show me if
you're really very happy shout hurrah
boys and girls get yours have a picnic a
happy song
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singing songs at Torah and mitzvot sure
makes me hungry are you hungry are you
hungry well and you know boys a girl
don't eat just any time a food we all
need a special type of food should we do
it does he anything we special type of
food sure boys and girls do you know
what type of food we eat I can't hear
you it's a special type of food this
food is yummy in my tummy that's right
sure it's delicious it's the best food
it's the only food every today and it's
yummy boys he knows what type of food to
eat I can't hear you a little louder
please
that's right we all eat kosher food
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all the animals that ID must chew their
cud and a split feet kosher meat just
can't be so I want only kosher so every
time you're in the market only food with
the culture son is for me and it's good
for you and why not
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throw away that and then think and I
won't eat it you're mistaken
I'd let you when I'm not thinking I want
only the kosher psychologists have a
chef well boys he girls let's find out
if you know which animals are kosher and
which are not let's find out boys and
girls it's a cow a kosher animal it's a
cow a kosher animal yes it is that's
right sure what's the sound of cow makes
I can't hear you that's right sure and
what about a chicken is a chicken a
kosher bird is it a kosher burning yes
sure what's the sound like a chicken
mace everybody that's right sure
well here's another question what about
a pig
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now no what about a horse no no no
here's a very hard question what about
an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow
polka-dot purple mooskaa boochi boochi
boochi that sugar you don't know you
don't know well before we ever eat
anything has asked our parents our
teachers or a rabbis to see that it's
kosher before we eat that's what always
he knows let's all clap our hands again
now let's sing along with our coalition
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all the animals that party must chew
their color and absolutely kosher meat
Christian beep beep so I want only
kosher so every time the kosher solid
it's good for me but for you and what
you know Hashem
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wrong way that I am meant baked and I
won't eat it you were mistaken
I got you well I'm not faking I only
every time with the conscious of
equality but are me it's for you and why
you know Hashem was it too
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throw away that ham and bacon I won't
eat it you're mistaken
I let you and I'm not fake it I want
only polish so every time your son I
know have a ship
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boys and girls if you always have a big
laugh
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boys and girls they know what time it is
do you know what time is do you know
what time it is
that's like it's time to learn homeroom
we learnt all right every day please say
have to me Tara Siva la no motion Marcia
can heal us
yeah boys and girls this next song is
called up to tell rough song even going
well please sing along in clap when
you're clapping
boys you go let's all fly my hands
hey what more Tatiana are we clapping
our hands
surely up first on one side and any
other Sun you can do this let's get
ready to learn
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ha ha by Russia
because yato oh god see Valvano motion
and with this song there are two huge
things the furniture shape is motion
please sing to me ocean motion and the
second Jewish name is cold
please sing after me Yakko Yakko ocean
Yakko now this one when we sing the
tongue result I'm gonna come to zoom
Jewish names motion and yeah hold the
shower the means very lovely and where's
our one disco boys and girls did your
arms
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by rubbish I can't hear us
my Raja can't hear us
Roxy below my Raja came here my lord
Shama can heal us
my Raja can see
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laughs yeah cold by Russia can he lock
oh gosh Oh rock see together put your
hand goodness of a big big toe flap
learning time every day
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that's wonderful boys and girls
wonderfully done learning Torah every
day and doing the Miss OH Hashem well
one of the mitzvahs of Hashem is
cleaning up for Pisa Payson is coming
very very soon
boys and girls may see a show of hands
do we clean up our rooms boys and girls
hands up everyone I thank you you put
down your hands boys and girls three put
away our toys hands up everyone and
hands up everyone put away our toys
Thank You boys eels thank you we put
down your hands boys and girls do we put
the garbage in the garbage can hands up
hands up everyone wow that's wonderful
boys and girls recruit down your hands
sure well this next on this very very
special it's besides cleaning up our
rooms we're cleaning up for pace up boys
and girls this next on this call the
cleanup song
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let's all clap our hands
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let's have fun and let's play it's fun
to play with everyone come it's so miss
you'll be here look at this it's so
dirty where I am they said let's see
where you are
oh no that's example I have a broom here
I have I think I'm gonna need some help
only have one thing always a girls do
you have a permit you don't have a broom
closed spot yeah wherever you may be
I'm gonna need some help to clean up
boys and girls let's all help uncle
Moishe to clean it up I have my phone do
you have your room let's see it great
let's help you to clean up
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books I get to
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boy
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a lot of not searching for my shoes my
favorite books I can find quitting
cleanup dear come take your pick now
we're gonna sit be long let's all sleep
with puffiness are up pretty quick come
take your penis off the girls
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now take your fish
the dump co-op my she's laying out sell
boys and girls babies have a big clap
now look I put away my roots please to
put away our long
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thank you boys and girls thank you
well this next song talked about a very
special Mitzvah let me give you a clue
what she's Mitzvah this next song talks
about okay that's a very carefully you
could find this Mitzvah on every door
post in our home that's right it's on
the doorpost and when we walk mine we
give a big big kiss that's right
do you know what Mitzvah this is called
it's on the doorpost sure what's the
midst of called what is it called
that's right the Mitzvah of Liz's sure
the very special needs this Nexon is
also very very special you have an
important job in this song too your job
is it was a very carefully to what I see
and to repeat exactly what I just said
and we'll learn all about the mitzvah of
listeners
I have a missus on my door now that will
tell you what it's for I protect you
day and night
as you enter I'm on your right
I content
jahmai we soon learned it by heart
remember that well learn it by heart
remember head well the boys and girls
sometimes strange things happen to our
mezuzahs sometimes you're painting a
wall and you're taking the door and
you're painting with the mezuzahs of
boxes and you're painting the paint gets
inside them is there's a box and onto
the letters of the mezuzah or sometimes
it gets so hot outside that it cracks
the letters of the mezuzah into or or
sometimes our mezuzahs just gets old and
worn out well what should we do then
well boys and girls let's blur this
together if I'm worn out
then I know God should I have your check
yes sure
should I have you checked yes sure
well boy see girls now that we've
learned all about our decisions and we
can all do the following I have my dog
now look
much much more
I have missiles on
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now I will kiss it much much
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much boys and girls all together much
much
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boys and girls let's give ourselves a
big big favor Howard misses such a very
special miss well boys and girls is a
very special holiday coming up very very
soon
that's right what's the name of this
holiday I can hear you oh that's right
the holiday of Rosh Hashana Rosh
Hashanah no it's not Russia Shama
you know what hon it's coming up very
soon I can't hear you that's right
that's right
the holiday is coming up oh that's right
the holiday house please stop what a
wonderful time
it's such a special special time boys
and girls we put together a litany of
some songs of pace of songs I'm sure you
know them if you do well please sing
along and clap with your clapping hands
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without this song
do they see in this run you might see
not know in this town
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Whitsitt of not very far down
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yeah
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most remains only at all
hey no you're causing me so much
problems I want you and in George people
to leave right now in the middle of not
post-survey the center prob no no we're
not leaving at night we're gonna leave
in the morning so that the whole world
is neat that the Jewish people is
finally leaving that's crying forever
and ever
in the meantime folks are things taken
apart oh you go ahead into the streets
wearing York
I was in my pajamas in the poisonous
it's a Miss to be happy holiday for some
pasta but I guess it's a wonderful
Mitzvah and I have something very
special over here right behind me
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we're gonna kick the more they don't be
very careful and here we go
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be patient boys and girls give me some
fake bacon left they done some pizzas
coming very very soon
you
I'm cowboy sheep and I'm here at the
Miss America office and as you see
waiting for you boys and girls to come
back to come back and to play with us
and have so much fun I come join me at
the street hoops
look at this are you ready let's have
fun
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yeah
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have some more fun come
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whoa
come on here we go
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[Applause]
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welcome back thank you thank you boys
and girls thank you thank you very very
much for joining along and uncle why
she's journey of learning Torah and
doing the mitzvahs of Hashem I have a
question I have a question do you know
where Hashem is where where is Hashem
Hashem where is Hashem Hashem
where is Hashem with rivers Hashem boys
and girls where is a champ all together
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there a ship is truly everywhere down
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they're everywhere
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truly everywhere question
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down here there everywhere thats where
you can bow down right left and over
here there every that's where boys and
girls it's a very special part of the
show it's time for Omaha why she
exercises
we love to do our exercises well let's
learn I'll publish exercises the first
thing we do is we pick up our point -
your pointers place may I see your
pointers all the way back there oh thank
you over here - thank you
okay boys ego let's all point haha down
down right left
now let's point all around here point
yourself there point to your neighbor
and everywhere well boys egos lift them
on collision exercises by point through
all the places where my ship is please
pick up your pointers pointers please
okay get ready
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oh yeah right everywhere that's where
that was easy
you're doing it do it a little faster do
you think we could try we could try okay
let me see a boy - please pointers
everyone mommies and daddies you can
follow along - and movies and CDs do it
okay their mission is to me everything
we're gonna share this year Russian my
ship is totally everywhere everywhere
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everywhere that's where everywhere
that's where he
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right left
Oh everywhere that's where he
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boy the girls can go to a big big head
chef is here clam learning where hush
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thank you thank you boys and girls I
have a very special musician behind me
my music conductor let's have a big
clamp my good friend mr. not come sinus
Thank You Yakko thank you for joining
along thank you well boys and girls and
this next song is a very special word
and that word is comics please say after
me kinase kinase now let's try this
kinase kinase kinase kinase the boys and
girls would receive this song and we
come towards Thomas kinase well you
started out very loudly and here we go
let's
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your kisses oh here we go
well if it's sustained of comics or if
it's us a comment if it's the same new
economy comments uh saying oh is it good
let's have a lot of fun with this stuff
now this time we won't shout out the
word comics but will take their clapping
hands clap our hands for your talk but
this one two three that's what we do we
take our clapping hands four hands one
two three
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[Applause]
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please please
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what if we sustained over from
difference us a new bonus si no way I
can say this with sustained boom good
would sustain you
but if it's a single way I can say what
boy skills that we said earlier it's
called pizza now this time we won't clap
our hands we won't shout how comics
comics like this let's all wish our
friends our friends this was the same
nope happy Pesach one differences they
look happy paints I'm gonna sing you
happy Pesach Oh different sustain
pace up roll it puts us a pain something
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new
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or if it's a new god
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boy the milk is yours have a big big
laugh
[Applause]
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boys and girls may see a show of hands
please help me what share with our
friends hands up please
sharing with our friends hands up
everyone
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Thank You boys fool thank you we put
down your hands
do we play nice you with each other
heads up please
play nice here with each other all the
way back there I don't see you there you
a heads up please thank you play nicely
everyone thank you and put out your
hands how many of us talk nicely with
each other
sure using special words bye please
thank you
words like excuse me and words like Mayo
these are special workers that we use
whenever we talk to stone
well Boise girls this next is about a
very special missile the missile of a
Hamas is smaller sharing play nicely
talking like the one another these are
all mitzvahs of a hammer sister
maybe know this song of horse join along
dog walk in front of
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behind
I may not be just walk beside me and be
my friend and you get
get away I'm Tasha
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don't walk behind
me just beside my friend and together
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no wearing
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[Applause]
boys and girls it is sitting next to
your Frank beside that's the way first
anyone sign and any other side
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don't bother me I'm a father
don't behind I'm a oddly justice I can
be my friend and you dare
I'll be fine Sunday
just up beside me and be my friend thank
you get there we will walk get the way I
work
this time boys girls let's all clap both
hands first on one side and any other
side could you do this
sure you can
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
go through a little faster ha ha ha ha
ha ha
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Oh
boys and girls but Uncle why she loves
the best it's what you you you and you
sing songs and tora admits tiresome this
song very very I want you to sing this
song let's sing this together
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Oh
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[Applause]
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for a doll know how to believe
aah-ha-ha aah-ha-ha aah-ha-ha aah-ha-ha
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aah-ha-ha aah-ha-ha aah-ha-ha
boy Sakura let's give our friends a big
big clap play nicely I'm sharing with
our friends about how is rolling the
Mitzvah of office being all together
with our friends and with our family
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Oh easy crew it's an honor and a
privilege does it songs have Torah
emphases for each and every one of them
more zeroes each one of this was a very
very special weather with our hands up
like this let's swing our hands look
pencil how it's all more but now it's
time to say
one Alaskan wine today
that's a wagon see Charlotte will be
back soon
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thanks for all i shall overcome
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you helped to make
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thanks for all
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[Applause]
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it won't feel up come on she will sing
our song I'm useful
we are so
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break and walk me long we can't go on
without conscious singers
she's nearby
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machine up here
now's our chance
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very very much
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[Applause]
silence of course to join lon
my face
my
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like to think our friends at America for
the sponsorship we'd also like to thank
Yakko scientist for coming out here and
playing for us today dr. think I'm
coming she once again for coming all the
way from Brooklyn to come play for us
today we like to think I'll be
Hershkowitz and MS studios for helping
with them filming today in addition we
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thank you fo for watching looking back
to see you again on Sunday with Missa
mash live
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