Will Oorah's Fiveish Show His Birth Certificate?

Hello I'm reporting to you live from Lakewood New Jersey where controversy is brewing as a result of recent events the validity of the birth certificate of none other than 5ish is under question wait a second we just got worded that 5ish is holding a national press conference will he come clean and releasees birth certificate to the nation stay tuned hello testing testing 1 35 that's said five hello I'm fish we are gathered here today to talk about the economy as we all know the value of the dollar is rapidly depleting if this keeps up I'm going to become worthless many agnostics I mean economists sorry about that believe that this is directly related to the rising price of gold gold is rapidly approaching $2,000 an ounce well at least that's what I heard on a radio commercial today well stay tuned for a special announcement about this soon only at Uris auction well I would like to open the floor for questions uh yes uh please Mr Farish how do you respond to the allegations that you are trying to hide your birth certificate um um well yeah Mr Fish what are you trying to hide as you know I've been quite busy lately I took a trip to aritus Royal then I had to start recruiting a Tyra Yiddish shamos for the Zone I had to be by Shabbat with Ura and then I had to take care of all the family that came to the zone for our pesak program well enough about me I don't understand why people are making such an isue about this I mean everyone knows who I am why don't you just go out on the street and ask people what they think about this anyway I will be releasing my birth certificate as soon as my staff is able to take the time to arrange for it well you heard it here live fish is denying allegations of conc and is committed to releasing his birth certificate in due time I think that I don't think fish doesn't need to show us a birth certificate I believe in fish just the way it is as as I don't want to talk on television you if a person loses his birth certificate it could be he not a maybe maybe no I don't think F needs to show bir C we got about five no you look at this man five right what is he he speaking English he speak Russian he speak China he speak everything what never never not American society not Russian not Chinese no from where he come right so if you will ask me if he need the bir certificate of course simple but if you know if you meet fiveish ever you tell him come to Sasha I am engineer and Russia for making you know legally certificate for people that don't have you know born as soon as we created him and that's his birth so he doesn't have to show anything on TV yeah I was say hi Mama all right yeah so if if if if he don't have a birth certificate he ain't born and if he ain't born we we don't allow ain't born people in this country is for sure I mean it's obvious you're trying to hide something if you're not showing your birth certificate something's fishy about this that's all I can say oh gee this is not good I hope nobody sees this well this whole thing is a fraud and this the whole thing does not make I've been just coming over from the county fear and I stopped into Walmart on the way over here and I saw that they sell birth certificates on the Shelf do all right that means this whole thing is a fraud myish is so awesome I wish I knew where he was born well I said no I lost it well let's see he don't have a birth certificate I mean he no born I mean if he's not born why you even asking about him I mean it's common sense if he don't have a birth certificate he he's illegal in this country I mean he no he's not illegal he he's he's not here that that's a m you're confusing me man all right if he don't have a birth certificate he need a birth certificate I'm eating luncher thank you one more one more time probably not going to be used are we still doing a how many people do you want cuz I have I'm saying you have to understand a burn certificate get mzed two three times a year right so now if you don't jigiliz the burn certificate it's not going to develop okay so like yeah okay let's do