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Yael Hanover: Totally on Purpose
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Yael Hanover has been homeschooling her kids for years! Catch all her tips in this hilarious set.
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you'll pardon me because um i'm using
notes you're gonna see me like looking
down
but um i have adv and six kids
so i'm about as adept at memorization as
sausages are and you know everybody
knows that when it comes to
meat products fact retention sausages
are the worst
anyways um i'm an only child
and uh i'm introverted i
love quiet i love solitude
so obviously having a bunch of kids
and homeschooling them was just a
natural choice for me
um so when i tell people
about my career and believe me
lucrative it is not but a career it
totally is when i tell people
about my homeschooling career
i get a lot of
oh my gosh like i could never
i could never do that and like
i mean like okay tina like i could
never be an actuary but we all do our
thing right
um i do i hear it a lot
and and let me tell you nothing
nothing you know really get you like
there's there's one
thing that never ever gets old
it's being told how miserable your life
sounds to somebody else
um to me though it's completely amazing
um i mean it's also completely insane
kanai nahara my oldest is 14
and my youngest is three
so at any moment i could be
teaching gamora or like making play-doh
shapes
or anything in between
or you know both so i'm like
call the home air if we roll it in a
bowl and then we squish it it's a
pancake
so one of the upshots of homeschooling
like a whole
flamboyance of jewish children is
saving six figures a year right
but you know other stuff isn't free
so one of us has to
still bring in six figures a year
so my husband really needs something to
feel like he's contributing so
he has you know his cute little job you
know like to help with the expenses it's
adorable
um it makes him feel really good you
know like he's helping out with the
household
um he spends a lot of time in the office
even now
see he's a boss so
he has everyone else working from home
so that he can go to the office because
nobody is working from this home it's
not
happening i even considered filming this
from like a neighbor's yard
anyway he works a lot right but he wants
to be engaged with parenting
so since he can't do it himself he'll
remind me to do all of these like basic
things
it may sound and feel
like he's nagging but it's his way of
helping
so he asked me if i'd change the kids
for bed
this was a great opportunity for me so i
said no
i changed them for euros but the good
news is
it's really quiet here and now we're
rich
my husband is a very very practical
person
he sees what needs to be done and
he makes sure that he does it or you
know reminds
me to do it um and nothing
nothing gets in the way not food
not sleep like we could be like
hiking out in the wilderness and
i could misstep be like hanging off of a
cliff
screaming for him and he would come
running to my aid to the edge of the
cliff
look over the edge and be like hey
you're gonna do the floors later right
i'll go get the rope
he would never he would never because we
don't we don't have any
any hills or cliffs in florida and
anyways we're not one sporty
um but florida you might have heard that
florida is starting to open up again
we're moving to phase one
not necessarily because our corona cases
have gone down
but people in florida are getting like
really bored
and i don't know if you've ever googled
florida man before
but boredom here is dangerous
like it's deadly also hilarious
i'm getting waved at so i think i'm
about to move to my last
my last joke here all right here we go
moving on the last one um
so this is hard it's really hard doing
this without an audience
because i'm used to like people laughing
at me but you know sometimes it can be
hard to do this
with an audience like this one time
i was performing and like front and
center was this one lady
and like every joke every single joke
her response was
like i brought out my tried and true
best one-liners
like the funniest never fail
masterpieces oh the elephant
joke
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so finally you know i i
pick her out i like i look her straight
in the eye and i'm like
lady like this whole time
i'm doing my best i'm getting nothing
from you
so listen like i've only got one more
thing to say to you
hamako meanwhile