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Yeshiva Tiferes Torah (YTT) Campaign Video 2021 ''THE AUDIT''
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it's an amazing opportunity for me
to be in such a wonderful yeshiva with
such mabitera
they'd give over and everyone's so ibig
and it turns out to tell me them
which which i say okay well let me just
i'll start here it's it's it's an
amazing
opportunity for me to be here in indian
shiva
with such marvel torah and there's so
ibra gavin
and it turns out to tell me them that
the
that we what
not working um we do this too many times
i mean
again again and again and it's just
stopped yeah we need to go get leverage
for not using it
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oh all right done a crowd
have gathered in the large auditorium
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hi robbie i'm so sorry for disturbing
we're looking for yetzy lieberman
is he around he's not here now
i think he's in the dining room all
right thank you so much review
hi for everything the organization you
should give to helps everybody out when
they need it
so join me in my scooter-thon
hi for everything what's going on over
here what do you mean i'm doing a video
for guy for everything
but yitzi you were supposed to be doing
our video
what do you mean oh you said you're only
going to use grunt offers but it's just
not working out
we really need you well if that's the
case then we're gonna have to
negotiate i'm gonna get my lawyer gonna
get you a lawyer and we're gonna have a
meeting we're gonna set it up
kids these days
we don't want to get locked in again put
that back over there
yes thank you coming nicely thank you
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okay so let's have a meeting bring in
the meatball for the meeting
no i want kids food i'm on pizza okay
we'll get you pizza
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thank you okay what else do you want i
also want danishes
thank you thank you all right yitz
you got your pizza you got your danishes
we're good to go i think it's time to
start this meeting talk tactless
what are your demands okay so
i want the monday the monday that you
took away from us from winter vacation
no way to give back to monday you know
what the problem is
what's the problem i get back monday so
then everybody's gonna take off tuesday
and wednesday too
i give you my word 100 everybody's gonna
come tuesday nine o'clock for sure yeah
what's my guarantee
where were you last year tuesday and
wednesday
on the device of my cancel i'm not i
don't have to answer that question
all right what else i want five minutes
extra on the
on the launch recess five minutes well
i'll discuss the rubber field what
happened to the computer i want the
computer i'm back in action
i'll discuss the others more hours to
library
i think i'll discuss it with the
librarian mrs gelbach's
by the way i want right before lunch i
have a car waiting for me
so i could go to the store and buy out
the nash aisle oh you want the polaris
huh
i have to discuss where emotional works
with all your demands
i hope ganza you are bored yes you got
your pizza
you got your danishes you got your
vacation you got your car
you got the library you got your recess
okay what's this gonna cost us
it's top dollars and cents over here
truthfully
i want five five
five dollars hey what about me
also i want to get paid for the video
ramon
you're still up there when you plan on
coming down already i'm not coming down
to january 20th january 20th
joe boyd an inauguration that's right
you got it
oh and by the way ramone for doing the
video thanks we got something special
for you
hey pennsylvania okay youtube for five
dollars you gotta make this a video
that's gonna help us reach our goal of
six hundred thousand dollars
what do you need six hundred thousand
dollars for you know i overheard people
talking sure that you guys have this
ppp program going around what do you
mean
what do you guys do with all that money
it's a good question we
could not make an expo last year which
brings a tremendous amount of income to
the ego
and we were not able to rent out our gym
and our haul oh mexican weddings
i'm using some of the funds to build
their kitchen ah new kitchen
muzzle stuff okay so i hear what you're
saying and i'll speak it over with my
people
and um just wanna make sure everything
checks out and
i'll get back to you okay perfect
you know i don't like the smell of this
monster ppp program
you know why because when i was in true
learning with my brother
i overheard how does the ppp work
they get it per kid in the in the mice
or perhaps i don't know it's perfect i
think they're getting a perk
they're getting pvp they don't know what
to do they're getting so much pvp they
don't know what to do with it
nope last year they made them right less
than a minute but they didn't have
everything so this year
that happy birthday they shouldn't have
to make a raise it's a possible thing
i want to put a full group together and
put a full-blown investigation
i'm on it
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hold on a second come in okay i'll call
you back
i gotta call you back later okay bye bye
i got you a great crew thank you very
much i knew i could count on you
okay guys so um we called the best team
you guys for the the biggest and most
serious
investigation ever done in your whole
entire long career we want to see
if this ppp is legitimate and if ytt
is the right place to to collect for so
um
welcome aboard and everybody takes some
sunglasses
and here's a radio
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age one agent two very farming's been
spotted leaving the premises
i need a full group to figure out where
he's going
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agent approach rabbi feldman cautiously
and find out what he's doing with those
items
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are you using ppp money to buy these
shutters for your
daughters for my daughter's hasanah no
way
these are sodas for our slush machine
grab a color has been spotted leaving to
his car i need a team on him asap
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and the color is going to uppercraft
right now
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i think i see him using the ppp check
what do you mean you're not sure
zoom in on him but we go back set in ytt
we don't use zoom
i want a close-up exactly how he's
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playing
is anyone there is anybody out there
code one code one all hands on board
agent one get reinforcement
agent two stakeholders rabbit cutler
agent three
put the polaris in position aj one copy
i'll get my guys
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everybody let's go
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he just entered the building
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so
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abort mission abort mission everything
chucked out
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i see it's there but how can we get it
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oh
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so
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oh wow the expo board had a lot of money
well not having it was a big loss for
the yeshiva
let me see the rentals
why are they paying pesos
this is a big boss now let me see that
ppp again
this is all lighting up but the color
was right
they need a lot of money guys you all
did a great job all the financials
checked out
now i just want you guys to see if this
is a worthy yeshiva to raise money for
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is
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[Applause]
hey
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did
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is
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oh
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[Applause]
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okay so um the pvp all checked out
not only did it check out but i saw that
this yeshiva is really immediate for
money
and um and i not only that this
it's an amazing shiva i saw so um um i'm
happy to get right to work and
it's gonna be amazing great we gotta do
an x here yeah murph is that from second
but murphy doesn't move maybe i probably
won't even come to the final
ones
that was the the gun the whole video or
the video is starting now
it's it's going to happen or it's
that oh it's finished it's not sorry
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i heard this is what they're busy with
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come in
grab a cutler the truck bounced
oh yeah i'm so sorry it's you know
things are a little bit tight now
but in the 72 hours with everybody's
help
i think we'll be able to give it back to
you
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hey