Zehavit Rosenbloom: Immigrant Life

I'm terrible with intros I had like you know anyways i am i freezing up and everything up are we using 5g Network because I wasn't sure cuz there's some interference I had to put some tin foil under my shades off you know what the conspiracy theory is going on right now you never know you can never be too safe right so yeah I think I'm good now anyways okay going on we're baking it splendid guys you got to get me out of here I'm serious it's terrible it's overwhelming the dishes are rotting the kids are yelling their heads off I'm about to call Family Services on myself I said yes to this front drop thing because you know priorities right right right yeah breathe in I'm good I'm good I'm good yeah I'm a little bit dramatic I'm aware my husband's Ashkenazi he doesn't get the whole drama thing you know he's always like calm I don't get it like how he's so calm all the time like I know it's either like I have no idea how they do it you know and I don't know if this is like an Ashkenazi thing or what but like which cognizing won't talk to you for like 20 years because they don't agree with who you voted for or your diet like it's just you know and this is old my husband also does this thing where he like keep things forever and doesn't throw anything out ever like we have a bag of old cellphone electric wires like rotting in our house we never ever open this bag and every time we open every time we move houses where my carrying this bag like to the next house never open like come on like throw it out you know my mom is Israeli she comes to my house to help us and like everything goes in the garbage you know my husband can't watch it's not good for his heart she'll be like sweeping stuff and like Legos will go in the dustpan she's like yeah I don't need it it's too much you know it's too much toys they have enough toys my husband will like pick up stuff from the dustpan like hey we need these that's part of a 1500 piece puzzle you know you don't need come on did you have a thousand mo one piece missing Wow big deal you know so they throw everything out and like we have to do soup we have like super fast decisions going on when she's there she's like do you need this mother yeah so everything goes in the garbage except for one thing I don't know if you can relate to this but pajamas any life piece of clothing that is like not good enough to go outside with said any more automatically has like a change of status to pajama so my mom will be like why I thought out it's still good people pajama llamas is a WP Dogma you know I have like more pajamas than clothes like three full drawers of pajamas it's crazy so yeah like growing up I don't know we bought like cheap stuff everything we bought was cheap like our furniture for example like it's cheap that looks good like if we if we sat on certain places at the couch it would like fall apart and break and it's like meant for show you know it was all night for show we weren't allowed to sit on anything my in-laws they buy things and they research it you know like before before they make the purchase there's like a whole research that Consumer Reports they check the company's history it's a whole thing you know they come back later my parents know they go in it looks good it's cheap buy it supper later you know like our shoes for example we had crappy shoes we never knew like real leather existed so we have like messed up feet because of that till today yeah yeah so immigrant life you know what I mean like we we our school inches are extremely unhealthy like we had like coke fruit roll-up dunkaroos the healthiest part of our lunch was our pizza and obviously I had like chocolate spread in it my mom's like it's good there's a fan beach in the sand beach you know and wet and I never knew like what whole-wheat bread was like I went to my friend's house and I was like why is your bread brown like why do you brown bread in your house what is that you know we were just like is that cocoa bread and I led with this my mom struggled with English here so like she like to memorize certain lines so every time we went to different stores you had to memorize like for example at the gas station she knew when the gas attendant would come to her window she rolled it down and she would say $10 God's keys that was her line she memorized it every time so one time she went and she was waiting in line and a really nice person told her oh you can go before me you know it's ok you could take my turn so instead of thanking that person she's like what is going on no clue what happens